Estimated timeline:
1:56pm Call to Mama Mia’s Pizza-Ria, requesting delivery of as-yet-unnamed pie to “building site” out in the sticks, “at the end of a dirt road near a radio tower.”
2:16pm Wells, pie in hand, leaves Mama Mia’s.
2:36pm Wells arrives at the bank and, carrying extensive note, demands money with threat of a bomb.
2:37pm Police notified. Police procedure also dispatches bomb squad, even in Erie, PA.
2:38pm Wells leaves with semi-bulging money sack prominently displaying green $$ sign. Drives off in Geo Metro.
2:40pm Wells gets pulled over by cops, who promptly handcuff him, then back away once they hear he’s got a bomb.
3:16pm Boom, “like a big old firecracker.”
Any help on nailing down the timeline is greatly appreciated.
My immediate conclusion: Fuckwit cops.
I am neither a bomb expert nor a part-time bank robber, but considering the information out there, it would be pretty easy to actuate a bomb from a distance, either with the guts of a beeper or cell phone, or even (with the apparently short distances involved) a CB or FRS. But that requires input from the would-be robber – and then, why set a timer? Drama?
IMO, it’s more likely the bad guy set the bomb for 1 hour, then let Wells do his business.
Now his buddy’s dead, again due to the fuckwit cops. Expect to see more of this, possibly in West VA or Ohio, where the cops take a similar tack to Erie.