# Man forced to marry goat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945 "2006-02-24T18:33:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/21 "2006-02-24T22:07:21Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > I wonder what they’ll name the kids. Billy. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/22 "2006-02-24T22:10:18Z")
“Are you horny, baby?” ---
**Author:** ![Tevildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tevildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tevildo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/23 "2006-02-24T22:12:09Z")
I wonder what the reaction would be if the headline were “Man allowed to marry goat”? After all, that describes the situation just as accurately. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/24 "2006-02-24T22:15:30Z")
I hear there’s a new dating service that matches interested parties with single goats. It’s called “It’s Just Grazing”. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/25 "2006-02-24T22:32:51Z")
I wonder if the sex was the Greatest Of All Time. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/26 "2006-02-24T22:45:24Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Or maybe he’s just a two-timing bigamist. 🙂 Surely you meant, “Big-Game-ist?” Ok…I’ll shut up now… ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/27 "2006-02-24T23:09:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Sheep are gateway sex though. You start out with a ewe or two, the next thing you know, you’re rogering a nanny goat. So _that’s_ what Jude Law’s been up to nowadays! Get it? _Nanny_ Goat? Aww, throw me a bone here, people. It wasn’t _that_ b-a-a-a-ad ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/28 "2006-02-25T00:34:58Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Billy. And his sweet sister Nannie. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/29 "2006-02-25T07:10:35Z")
> [@Charger](#): > > So, if you have sex with a goat in Sudan, you have to marry the goat. That’s great, and that’s hilarious, but… > > Won’t this encourage all the guys in town to rape the farmers’ daughters? The first rapist wins? Nah. I’m sure Al Quran or one of the Hadiths addresses what should be done when a man rapes an unmarried woman. This case only sets a precedent for sex with nonhumans. Still troubling though. “Damn! I want this car! Wait! I have it! Oh, Achmed, you genius!” “Yes, elders. I walked into the garage to discover Achmed having sex with my new convertible.” ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/30 "2006-02-25T07:52:09Z")
After a really, really long shift at work, I needed that. Thanks, guys. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/31 "2006-02-25T16:25:08Z")
But do they call me Tombe the wall builder? No. But you fuck one little goat… ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/32 "2006-02-26T03:57:47Z")
Newest Google ad, hot off the press - “Worried that your goat is cheating? For 2 chickens and a cow, we will track your goat to all the usual goat felching hangouts in your village. Hand-illustrated proof available, digital photo for additional fee.” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/33 "2006-02-26T05:50:01Z")
Secretly, the villagers snicker because he ended up with the _homely_ goat. This lends a whole new meaning to _getting one’s goat_. Next up on Oprah: Sudanese men, and the goats who love them. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/34 "2006-02-26T06:40:00Z")
This is just the kind of thing we’ve been expecting since the Sudanese elected all those Democrats. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945/35 "2006-02-26T08:11:27Z")
You guys have to come up with newer puns. I’ve herd all the old ones. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-forced-to-marry-goat/345945.md?page=1)