# Man fuck all the whacked out child abuse threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 22, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261 "2009-05-22T01:59:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/21 "2009-05-22T16:33:33Z")

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> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#):
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> Mexico, Panama and the Philippines come to mind. I have not heard a peep out of countries where the Church has the horsepower to keep the lid on.

Lack of news is not lack of the occurrence.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/22 "2009-05-22T17:02:51Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
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> I have to pretty much agree with the OP. It seems in a lot of ways, RI in the Pit has become pretty much a game of “Can You Top This?” We all know it can get pretty bad out there and it’s natural for people to stop and stare at the car wreck. It’s another thing altogether, though, to act as a ringmaster trying to get people to come look at the car wreck.

It’s going to be hard to top “Daddy ate my eyes.”

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/23 "2009-05-22T18:40:16Z")

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**mswas,** stop reading the child abuse threads! It’s easy to forget, but every thread is optional.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/24 "2009-05-22T19:04:10Z")

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> [@erleichda](#):
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> So I guess we should all just look the other way so poor little \*\*mswas \*\*doesn’t get disturbed?

Where did I specify what actions anyone should take?

What part of ‘fuck them I hate them’ says to you that you should stop posting?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/25 "2009-05-22T19:06:35Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> Aren’t you the one who started the “[Who’s a Pedophile](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=518217)” thread in Cafe Society?

It’s not talking about some particularly grisly and ghastly real crimes that occurred recently. It’s just making fun of actors in children’s shows.

To be clear I am not pitting the posters of those threads. I am pitting the subject matter, it’s disgusting, and it disgusts them, that’s why they posted them, so the posters of those threads and I agree. I am not posting this in one of the existing threads because I don’t want to be confronted by the specifics over and over.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/26 "2009-05-22T19:07:36Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It’s going to be hard to top “Daddy ate my eyes.”

Yeah, that one is fucking revolting. That’s the worst of them all. Fuck that one the most.

I hope that guy gets raped in his eye socket in prison.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/27 "2009-05-22T19:16:04Z")

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I’m confused. You’re not pitting the people posting the threads, you’re not pitting that the threads exist, you’re pitting the fact that the threads are pointing out real things? Or that there are things for the threads to point out? What?

By the way, what the **fuck** does RO mean? I keep seeing it, but no explanation.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/28 "2009-05-22T19:20:13Z")

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Recreational Outrage. Where your mad, but nothing about it actually affects you or anyone you know.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/29 "2009-05-22T19:58:28Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
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> I have to pretty much agree with the OP. It seems in a lot of ways, **RI** in the Pit has become pretty much a game of “Can You Top This?”

What even more outrageous thing has that good-for-nothing Rhode Island done now!?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/30 "2009-05-22T20:09:08Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> What even more outrageous thing has that good-for-nothing Rhode Island done now!?

This will be your daily d’oh.

D’oh! :smack:

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/31 "2009-05-22T20:09:49Z")

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> [@Scissorjack](#):
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> Jazz and cubism, you mark my words. It’s jazz and cubism that’s to blame..

I thought it was jazz and liquor.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/32 "2009-05-22T20:40:42Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> What even more outrageous thing has that good-for-nothing Rhode Island done now!?

It’s small. Like, tiny.

That in itself annoys the hell outta me.

Maryland sucks too because it’s all wiggly and shit. Freakin’ Chesapeake Bay fucked up the goddamn topography!

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/33 "2009-05-22T21:23:47Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> I’m confused. You’re not pitting the people posting the threads, you’re not pitting that the threads exist, you’re pitting the fact that the threads are pointing out real things? Or that there are things for the threads to point out? What?

I know. This is a deliriously meta thread. 🆒

And while we’re at it, I pit Delaware. Looks like a gosh darn tallywacker!

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/34 "2009-05-22T22:00:15Z")

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> [@KGS](#):
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> I know. This is a deliriously meta thread. 🆒
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> And while we’re at it, I pit Delaware. Looks like a gosh darn tallywacker!

Heh, I had to look up tallywacker. I never thought of Delaware as a penis.

You know, tallywacker sounds like the name of a Civil War political party.

Like some dude outside of the Spotswood Hotel in 1861 would have been saying, “That damned Alexander Stephens! He’s a damned Tallywacker, damn his eyes! He’ll sink the Confederacy yet!”

But okay, I’ll pit Delaware too, even thought they don’t have sales tax which I love when I go to Rehoboth.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/35 "2009-05-22T22:10:04Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> By the way, what the **fuck** does RO mean? I keep seeing it, but no explanation.

RO = Recreational Outrage on this board. I always think of Righteous Outrage though.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/36 "2009-05-22T22:15:49Z")

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Huh…I always thought it meant Reagan Ostracized…

😉

-XT

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/37 "2009-05-22T22:39:21Z")

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I always thought RO meant Run Off, as in “this thread is a runoff from another thread,” meaning the subject is already in heated discussion, but this post would have been a tangential distraction which doesn’t really follow the course laid by the OP, so I’m starting a new thread.

Either that, or RO as Run Off because the thread I’m starting is going to be really whiny, annoying and petty, so only read if you feel like sharing in the collective peevishness.

Anyhoo, this OP is pitting seeing the subject matter of child abuse more often than he would like. Which means he’s pitting the OPs of those threads, but he’s not specifying them. Which can be interpreted as one or two tributaries removed from the OP of child abuse, so this thread is a Run Off.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/38 "2009-05-22T22:58:34Z")

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/39 "2009-05-22T23:51:19Z")

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I know that RO stands for “Recreational Outrage” but in my mind it usually translates as “Hey, did you get a load of this fucked up situation?”

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-fuck-all-the-whacked-out-child-abuse-threads/497261/40 "2009-05-23T05:54:55Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> I thought it was jazz and liquor.

Well…

They both, they both, they both, they both, they both, they both, oh yes, they both fit the Pit.

The Pit, the Pit, the Pit, the Pit, the Pit, the Pit, the Pit, the Pit’s all whacked out.

Whacked out, whacked out, whacked out, whacked out, whacked out, whacked out, whacked out, the OP’s really mad.

All I care about… iiiii-IIIII-]sss… looooooooove!

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