# Man Gets Entire Left Side of Body Cut Off!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403 "2003-07-18T15:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/1 "2003-07-18T15:25:02Z")
Don’t worry, he’s all right now. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/2 "2003-07-18T15:31:48Z")
Glad to hear it. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/3 "2003-07-18T16:04:25Z")
What the…? Why did you…? OHhhh! I get it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/4 "2003-07-18T16:06:58Z")
Good, because I thought what was cut off was all he had left. ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/5 "2003-07-18T16:09:38Z")
Do you have a site to go to - - to read the full details? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/6 "2003-07-18T16:10:17Z")
I know of a perfect guide dog for him . . . ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/7 "2003-07-18T16:11:55Z")
I’m sure he’s just beside himself. ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/8 "2003-07-18T16:40:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \* > \*\*Don’t worry, he’s all right now. \*\* Yeah, but feels like half the man he used to be. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/9 "2003-07-18T16:49:22Z")
Ladies, still looking for Mr. Right?? ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/10 "2003-07-18T16:55:01Z")
was he a left-y or right-y? ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/11 "2003-07-18T16:56:22Z")
I bet he never gets left out of discussions since he’s right all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/12 "2003-07-18T17:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*I know of a perfect guide dog for him . . . \*\* Tee hee. HEHEHEHEHEHEH. **MWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**. On a very special episode of Halvsie… ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/13 "2003-07-18T17:03:58Z")
[http://pages.sbcglobal.net/troub/rightstuff.JPG](http://pages.sbcglobal.net/troub/rightstuff.JPG) Which one is he? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/14 "2003-07-18T17:05:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by troub \* > \*\*Yeah, but feels like half the man he used to be. \*\* lmao. Brings a whole new meaning to the expression. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/15 "2003-07-18T17:10:44Z")
At least he’s in his right mind, except about politics. I’d heard he was a leftist. It’s sad, his other side must feel completely left out. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/16 "2003-07-18T17:16:42Z")
bet it drives him crazy when his phantom left cheek itches ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/17 "2003-07-18T17:16:51Z")
Is this how Ann Coulter got started? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/18 "2003-07-18T17:22:55Z")
“Suddenly…I’m not half the man I used to be…” \ ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/19 "2003-07-18T19:08:19Z")
“What’s the name of his other leg?” ---
**Author:** ![cybersnark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@cybersnark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cybersnark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/20 "2003-07-18T19:13:39Z")
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