# Man Gets Entire Left Side of Body Cut Off!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403 "2003-07-18T15:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cybersnark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@cybersnark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cybersnark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/21 "2003-07-18T19:14:59Z")
Oops - forgive my criticism - I went off half-cocked… ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/22 "2003-07-18T19:18:07Z")
Halfback on the football team. . . ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/23 "2003-07-18T20:00:01Z")
Rather a dramatic cure for “lefty loosey.” ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/24 "2003-07-18T20:47:04Z")
Everyone said he was half nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/25 "2003-07-18T20:54:24Z")
Was he in his right mind when he did this? ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/26 "2003-07-18T21:05:31Z")
I’m just sick and tired of these Bush-bashing threads. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/27 "2003-07-18T21:38:46Z")
He’s looked at life from both sides now. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/28 "2003-07-18T22:18:30Z")
Could have been worse – they could have cut out the middle man. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/29 "2003-07-18T22:22:16Z")
This is a perfect example of why you can’t hang a man with a wooden leg. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/30 "2003-07-18T23:23:35Z")
Well that’s one person we know will get raptured: No part of him can be left behind. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/31 "2003-07-18T23:25:13Z")
Well, at least his heart was in the right place. (That being the _left_ place…) ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/32 "2003-07-18T23:37:03Z")
If he ever gets arrested, I bet the cops will start giggling when they say, “You have the right to remain silent.” I wonder if this helps his nervousness at all? I mean, wherever he goes he should feel right at ease. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/33 "2003-07-18T23:54:45Z")
Patient: “So when the doctor said after the operation I would be all right, I thought he meant…” ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/34 "2003-07-19T00:10:56Z")
Hey hey. It’s not nice making fun of folks who aren’t all there. Someday he might get it all together and then you’ll be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/35 "2003-07-19T02:10:53Z")
The one eyed, one armed, one legged man did it! ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/36 "2003-07-19T03:08:11Z")
Well, you can be a pessimist and say his body’s half gone, or you can be an optimist and say at least his body’s still half there. ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/37 "2003-07-19T06:03:43Z")
You’re right Turbo Dog… and left… unlike our friend there… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@The\_Bad\_Astronomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bad_Astronomer)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/38 "2003-07-19T06:18:29Z")
How gauche. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/39 "2003-07-19T06:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Bad Astronomer \* > How gauche. Right on. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/40 "2003-07-19T06:38:34Z")
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