# Man Gets Entire Left Side of Body Cut Off!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403 "2003-07-18T15:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/41 "2003-07-19T06:47:53Z")
Allow me to introduce you to my better half. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/42 "2003-07-19T07:14:32Z")
Hope he was hanging to the right when it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/43 "2003-07-19T07:27:49Z")
I kinda think that would be fun/freakish to see a picture of him. ---
**Author:** ![Monkeypants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Monkeypants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkeypants)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/44 "2003-07-19T12:49:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gangster Octopus \* > \*\*Don’t worry, he’s all right now. \*\* So what’s left? /most obvious joke that was somehow overlooked/avoided ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/45 "2003-07-19T12:55:50Z")
I hear he’s suing the doctor for patient’s rights. ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/46 "2003-07-19T16:47:28Z")
> [@](#): > > I kinda think that would be fun/freakish to see a picture of him. I won’t link, but you certainly can find such pictures… ---
**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/47 "2003-07-19T17:26:27Z")
I hop he’s feeling better. I mean, we half to respect his rights. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/48 "2003-07-19T18:00:32Z")
I hope all of his friends are still talking to him. It would be a shame for him to be left out. ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-entire-left-side-of-body-cut-off/189403/49 "2003-07-19T18:09:51Z")
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