# Man gets penis stuck in toaster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764 "2013-10-09T10:54:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/21 "2013-10-09T13:59:49Z")
I knew I wasn’t the only one!!!1!! That class action suit is gonna be sweet! ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/22 "2013-10-09T14:10:23Z")
New warning label on toasters: **WARNING: Not for penile penetration"** ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/23 "2013-10-09T14:25:12Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Part of me doesn’t want to know how he got his penis in there, but part of me is actually kind of curious. You see Emily, when a boy and a toaster fall in love… ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/24 "2013-10-09T14:39:59Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > You see Emily, when a boy and a toaster fall in love… It wasn’t really love. He was just _saying_ that. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/25 "2013-10-09T14:40:00Z")
who doesn’t like a wienie roast? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/26 "2013-10-09T14:42:50Z")
_Toasted penis, the best thing since sliced bread._ ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/27 "2013-10-09T14:50:20Z")
My toaster’s red hot, your toaster aint doodley-squat ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/28 "2013-10-09T15:01:42Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > who doesn’t like a wienie roast? Win. ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/29 "2013-10-09T15:06:24Z")
I have read about people getting stuck in ball bearings, not to mention vacuum cleaners, but a toaster? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/30 "2013-10-09T15:09:09Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Someone watched way too much Battlestar Galactica. Frack a Toaster Guide: [YES!](http://enemyindustry.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battlestar-galactica-battlestar-galactica-two-cylons.jpg)[NO!](http://www.toaster-oven.net/ProductImages/toaster/cuisinart-classic-style-chrome-toaster.gif) ---
**Author:** ![lawbuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@lawbuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawbuff)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/31 "2013-10-09T15:09:17Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > A London man is “nursing his knob”, as the [article](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/penis-stuck-in-toaster-firefighters_n_4064927.html?utm_hp_ref=tw) puts it, after it somehow got stuck in a toaster. Firefighters had to rescue him. > > Part of me doesn’t want to know how he got his penis in there, but part of me is actually kind of curious. I think that is a crime too, not a felony but a Missedawiener. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/32 "2013-10-09T15:33:15Z")
> [@Floater](#): > > I have read about people getting stuck in ball bearings, not to mention vacuum cleaners, but a toaster? Well, maybe it was one of them Temper-Pedicks. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/33 "2013-10-09T15:43:17Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _Toasted penis, the best thing since sliced bread._ I saw what you did there! Bravo, most excellent! ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/34 "2013-10-09T15:44:32Z")
Or the recent [park bench](http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-park-bench/story-e6frev20-1111117185767) thing. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/35 "2013-10-09T15:56:31Z")
> [@SerafinaPekala](#): > > Or the recent [park bench](http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-park-bench/story-e6frev20-1111117185767) thing. I read about an unfortunate guy who got his balls stuck in a Muskoka chair. Not anything fetish-related, just unfortunate. What happened was this: he went swimming nude in a Northern Ontario lake; the cold water had a shrinking effect; he sat in a Muskoka chair (which has gaps in the boards); his balls fell into a gap; then he warmed up in the hot sun … :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/36 "2013-10-09T16:01:47Z")
I guess there’s no end to variations on [Wrong Things in Wrong Places](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html) theme. 😕:eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/37 "2013-10-09T16:35:57Z")
Franks and beans, franks and beans! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/38 "2013-10-09T16:42:09Z")
Why did I just KNOW from the subject line that it was a Brit? What is it with small appliances in Jolly Old? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/39 "2013-10-09T16:49:27Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > I read about an unfortunate guy who got his balls stuck in a Muskoka chair. Not anything fetish-related, just unfortunate. > > What happened was this: he went swimming nude in a Northern Ontario lake; the cold water had a shrinking effect; he sat in a Muskoka chair (which has gaps in the boards); his balls fell into a gap; then he warmed up in the hot sun … :eek: Good grief, this reads like a Darwin award decedent. Cont’d: To extricate his warm, engorged testicles, the man reentered the cold lake still seated in the chair. Unfortunately the weight of the chair pulled him by the balls to the lake floor where he drowned. Several minutes later the temperature of the water again shrunk his balls down to a size that allowed them to slip through the seat gap and he floated back up to the surface naked, blue and with itty bitty nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/40 "2013-10-09T16:55:47Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > A London man is “nursing his knob”, as the [article](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/penis-stuck-in-toaster-firefighters_n_4064927.html?utm_hp_ref=tw) puts it, after it somehow got stuck in a toaster. Firefighters had to rescue him. > > Part of me doesn’t want to know how he got his penis in there, but part of me is actually kind of curious. Obviously he slipped and fell on it. I can’t remember what I was watching recently - the emergency room doctor came out and ranted about healthcare by saying, “Quit sticking things up your asses!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764.md?page=3)