# Man gets penis stuck in toaster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764 "2013-10-09T10:54:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/81 "2013-10-11T03:52:27Z")
> [@SerafinaPekala](#): > > O sry. Didnt realize that debutantes would be reading a thread entitled “Man Gets Penis Stuck in Toaster” 😃 Did it escape your attention that the link was marked in big red letters: “Warning: graphic. NSFW” ? And you opened it why? I’m puzzled by why the link in question was redacted. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/82 "2013-10-11T06:11:20Z")
He didn’t have his glasses on. He thought the toaster had a cum tray. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/83 "2013-10-11T07:03:29Z")
C’mon! That toaster was _asking_ for it! ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/84 "2013-10-11T09:56:52Z")
London firefighters urge ‘common sense’ after penis freed from toaster Read more: [London Fire Brigade called for 1,300 stuck or trapped incidents - UPI.com](http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/07/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster/UPI-53411381182698/#ixzz2hPEEmZ48) ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/85 "2013-10-11T11:29:21Z")
Tell me that this news story is a joke. A man from Colombia has to have his penis amputated after taking excessive amounts of Viagra. > **[Colombian man has penis amputated due to 'Viagra overdose' - UPI.com](https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2013/09/19/Man-has-penis-amputated-due-to-Viagra-overdose/UPI-68481379606524/?st_rec=53411381182698)** > > A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra, officials said. “Doctors in Gigante referred the man to a medical facility in Neiva, where doctors noted that the man’s penis was inflamed, fractured and showed signs of gangrene, and opted to amputate to prevent the inflammation and gangrene from spreading to other parts of his body.” And the town he hailed from? _Gigante_ ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/86 "2013-10-11T13:49:29Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > The toaster went down on him, alright. It just didn’t pop back up.😉 _Obligatory Jingle_ [“…G.E…! We bring good things to Liiiife…!”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wHObWiM79OA#t=34) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/87 "2013-10-11T14:50:02Z")
> [@Floater](#): > > London firefighters urge ‘common sense’ after penis freed from toaster > > Read more: [London Fire Brigade called for 1,300 stuck or trapped incidents - UPI.com](http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/10/07/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster/UPI-53411381182698/#ixzz2hPEEmZ48) From the article: ‘‘The calls also included nine men with rings stuck on their privates, four people with their hands stuck in blenders and five people with their hands stuck in paper shredders.’’ Looks like common sense is getting rarer every day. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764/88 "2013-10-11T21:11:06Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Isn’t the slot for one slice clearly labeled? …he likes his toast done on one side? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-penis-stuck-in-toaster/670764.md?page=4)