# Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507 "2014-06-24T02:49:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/1 "2014-06-24T02:49:29Z")
I never thought I’d type a thread title like that. 😃😃 😃 Vaginas are enticing, scintillating, and can trap a careless guy just looking for some fun. 😛🆒 > **[American student rescued after getting stuck in giant vagina sculpture in...](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/student-rescued-stuck-vagina-sculpture-article-1.1840184)** > > An American exchange student was saved by firefighters after getting stuck inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The unidentified man reportedly climbed into the marble artwork in Tubingen, Germany, on Friday as part of a dare. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Downtown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mr\_Downtown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Downtown)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/2 "2014-06-24T03:40:10Z")
Help me find my car keys and we’ll _drive_ out. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/3 "2014-06-24T03:55:35Z")
Man get stuck in a vagina? Firefighters called? “Dis is Germany! Vee have Vays of making you walk…!” ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/4 "2014-06-24T04:03:20Z")
German girls shave it all off too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/5 "2014-06-24T04:09:31Z")
fire truck pulls up to a drug store and the crew gets out and buys all the lube in the store. that has to be funny too. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/6 "2014-06-24T04:53:06Z")
Finally someone else feels MY pain! I’m not alone anymore 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/7 "2014-06-24T05:22:51Z")
“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder?” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/8 "2014-06-24T06:29:50Z")
It took TWENTY-TWO firefighters to pull the guy out. That must have been one tight, sticky vagina… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/9 "2014-06-24T07:16:53Z")
> [@Mr\_Downtown](#): > > Help me find my car keys and we’ll _drive_ out. I’m still looking for my horse and cart. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/10 "2014-06-24T08:37:43Z")
“Wow, this is the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen… the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen…” “You don’t have to repeat yourself.” “I didn’t”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/11 "2014-06-24T09:06:36Z")
So German law doesn’t hold with the [attractive nuisance](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine) concept. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/12 "2014-06-24T09:46:23Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > So German law doesn’t hold with the [attractive nuisance](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine) concept. This confused me for a second, because the guy isn’t a child. But I guess children would be even more likely to try this sort of thing than an adult, making the sculpture unsafe for them. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/13 "2014-06-24T09:54:25Z")
Kids looking for a way back to the womb? 😉 They said the sculpture is in front of a college. I’d guess there’s been a few student pranks over the years. It would have made a great phone booth twenty years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/14 "2014-06-24T10:10:14Z")
> [@tracer](#): > > It took TWENTY-TWO firefighters to pull the guy out. I suspect it was more like 2-4 firefighters to get the guy out and 18-20 to come and have a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/15 "2014-06-24T10:21:17Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > I suspect it was more like 2-4 firefighters to get the guy out and 18-20 to come and have a laugh. More like 2-4 gettng him out & the rest to keep him from fighting the 2-4 rescuers. “No, you can’t pull me outta here!” ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/16 "2014-06-24T12:06:36Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > fire truck pulls up to a drug store and the crew gets out and buys all the lube in the store. that has to be funny too. Woulda saved time if they’d just bought [one 55-gallon drum.](http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1403611430&sr=8-1&keywords=personal+lubricant+drum) [sub]…read the reviews…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/17 "2014-06-24T12:13:46Z")
Conversation that really just happened at work: Colleague: There’s a story on the BBC website about a man getting stuck in a huge stone vagina Me: I heard about that - are there pictures? (I mean, it’s the _BBC_) Colleague: It’s been cropped Me: Well, I believe that is the fashion nowadays. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/18 "2014-06-24T12:19:13Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > So German law doesn’t hold with the [attractive nuisance](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine) concept. Attractive, huh? Well, whatever turns ya on. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/19 "2014-06-24T12:21:39Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Conversation that really just happened at work: > > Colleague: There’s a story on the BBC website about a man getting stuck in a huge stone vagina > Me: I heard about that - are there pictures? (I mean, it’s the _BBC_) > Colleague: It’s been cropped > Me: Well, I believe that is the fashion nowadays. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/20 "2014-06-24T13:39:48Z")
Did they yell, “It’s a boy!” when they got him out. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507.md?page=2)