# Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507 "2014-06-24T02:49:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/21 "2014-06-24T14:18:55Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Did they yell, “It’s a boy!” when they got him out. “Es ist ein Junge!” ---
**Author:** ![txjim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f07891/32.png) [@txjim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/txjim)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/22 "2014-06-24T14:47:45Z")
I read this and immediately thought of the SDMB. [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany](http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany) At what point would you call for help? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/23 "2014-06-24T15:00:13Z")
Couldn’t they do a caesarean? ---
**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/24 "2014-06-24T17:03:38Z")
[English-language article](http://www.news.com.au/world/us-exchange-student-pulled-from-tubingen-university-marble-vagina/story-fndir2ev-1226963283491), [picture of sculpture on its own](http://time.com/2911716/american-student-stuck-in-stone-vagina/). I hope he has not died of embarassment since last Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/25 "2014-06-24T17:06:09Z")
There’s not one but TWO other threads about this topic. I don’t care, I’m just glad other people are as excited about vaginas as I am ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/26 "2014-06-24T17:13:19Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > fire truck pulls up to a drug store and the crew gets out and buys all the lube in the store. that has to be funny too. Wouldn’t have been necessary if they’d originally made the sculpture with, like, a button thingie at the top; where somebody could push or otherwise manipulate it, and it would lubricate itself. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/27 "2014-06-24T17:53:17Z")
Looking at the full length sculpture. I’m struck by the overall size of the block. It must be several feet square. Which means the depth of the vagina opening is 2 or 3 ft deep. Just about the right depth for some 16 ft tall giant’s member to penetrate. 😉 The artist really needs to come back and sculpt the dong as an art piece too. 😉 It’s also deep enough for a person to easily climb inside. I’m a little surprised this guy got stuck. I guess the slit is narrower than it looks in the photo. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/28 "2014-06-24T18:04:05Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Looking at the full length sculpture. I’m struck by the overall size of the block. It must be several feet square. Which means the depth of the vagina opening is 2 or 3 ft deep. Just about the right depth for some 16 ft tall giant’s member to penetrate. 😉 The artist really needs to come back and sculpt the dong as an art piece too. 😉 > > It’s also deep enough for a person to easily climb inside. I’m a little surprised this guy got stuck. I guess the slit is narrower than it looks in the photo. Carving that sculpture was clearly a labia of love. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/29 "2014-06-24T19:46:48Z")
If this guy plays his cards right he’s a shoe in for women who like well endowed men. I wonder if the fire Captain made the gay members of the team do most of the work? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/30 "2014-06-24T19:51:13Z")
The sculpture has been there since 2001, and has remained unassaulted by thousands of passing Germans. But as soon as the first American exchange student shows up… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/31 "2014-06-24T20:15:55Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > The sculpture has been there since 2001, and has remained unassaulted by thousands of passing Germans. But as soon as the first American exchange student shows up… 😛 It’s that pioneering, can-do American spirit at work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/32 "2014-06-24T20:36:19Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > There’s not one but TWO other threads about this topic. > > I don’t care, I’m just glad other people are as excited about vaginas as I am 7 billion people on this rock. Trust me, A LOT of people get excited about vaginas. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/33 "2014-06-25T14:55:55Z")
I bet that kid felt like a right cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/34 "2014-06-25T15:30:38Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I bet that kid felt like a right cunt. Does that mean there are left ones, too? All these years I’ve been settling for the one, never knowing of another… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/35 "2014-06-25T15:33:30Z")
Those are in the Southern Hemisphere. A byproduct of the Coriolis Effect. ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/36 "2014-06-25T15:38:19Z")
He got into the vagina sculpture? What a dick! Then he had to be pulled out by professionals? What a baby! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/37 "2014-06-25T15:42:22Z")
I know I’ve read of cases where a guy got stuck in a real vagina for real. Not many, but the lovers had to go (be taken) to the emergency room. Has anyone else heard of this? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/38 "2014-06-25T16:33:36Z")
What a cunning stunt. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/39 "2014-06-25T16:34:28Z")
Did he find the g-spot? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/40 "2014-06-25T19:20:17Z")
> [@ataraxy22](#): > > Then he had to be pulled out by professionals? What a baby! I wonder if they used forceps. Or maybe the Jaws of Life. “Nurse, hand me the jackhammer - I’m going to perform an episiotomy.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507.md?page=3)