# Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507 "2014-06-24T02:49:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/41 "2014-06-26T19:15:10Z")

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OK, honest critique of the sculpture itself?

Is it meant to be realistic? Because honestly, it looks like it was made by someone who has only heard a rough description of the thing.

Or is it meant to be stylised? Because it doesn’t look like it’s trying for that.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/42 "2014-06-26T19:16:45Z")

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Wonder if his mother is the real possessive type? Maybe his failure to escape is symbolic.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/43 "2014-06-26T19:49:59Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Is it meant to be realistic? Because honestly, it looks like it was made by someone who has only heard a rough description of the thing.
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> Or is it meant to be stylised? Because it doesn’t look like it’s trying for that.

A friend of mine is an artist from (and now back in) Mali. [He gave me this piece.](http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv174/kayaker01/imagejpg1_zps65fda3c4.jpg)(ebony carving) I think of it as “feminine”.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/44 "2014-06-26T19:58:40Z")

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Was it shaved before, or did that take place as part of the rescue?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/45 "2014-06-26T20:48:40Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Wonder if his mother is the real possessive type? Maybe his failure to escape is symbolic.

Could have been worse.  
(She might have been Anal Retentive)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/46 "2014-06-27T02:30:56Z")

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So did he smoke a cigarette after?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/47 "2014-06-27T14:23:41Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Could have been worse.  
> (She might have been Anal Retentive)

grooooooannnn

I just had to look for an equivalent sculpture to that scenario. [This is the closest thing I found.](http://podtead.com/?p=154)

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-gets-stuck-in-vagina-firefighters-called/691507/48 "2014-06-27T14:25:37Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> grooooooannnn
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> I just had to look for an equivalent sculpture to that scenario. [This is the closest thing I found.](http://podtead.com/?p=154)

I hate to think of what searches you were doing. 😃

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