Man grows pea plant inside lung.

Most people are already dead when they’re pushing up daisies.

As we speak, hippies are trying to figure out how to grow pot in their lungs. Peas brother.

Oh shit, I need to get my stomach checked for watermelons.

Pea plants which in my day were called marijuana…

golf clap

And then they took the pea outta him…

He’s really gotta pea.

Now that he’s cured, it’s time to turn over a new leaf.

Uh-huh, the Weekly World News has printed a lot of issues so I wouldn’t be at all surprised that there are other stories out there.

Color me :dubious::smiley: about any seed getting beyond a tiny sprout stage in the human body before dying.