# Man Has Accident In Sausage Factory. It's EXACTLY What You Think It Is. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566 "2005-03-21T15:29:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/41 "2005-03-22T04:50:28Z")
:mad: Shame on you ! He was a man of extemely good taste! I am sooo going to hell for this one ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/42 "2005-03-22T06:46:01Z")
Ah, the tale of my beginnings. ---
**Author:** ![dangergene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@dangergene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangergene)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/43 "2005-03-22T09:48:09Z")
‘excuse me miss, this sausage isn’t made from Chicken is it? Cos it tastes like chicken… really, it does!’ ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/44 "2005-03-22T11:51:48Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > I find it _more_ disturbing what some of the guys in this thread thought the story was about. Makes me wonder how many fellows think this is a job where having a dick fall into something is more plausable than thinking of a whole person falling in… I mean, it’s not a nudist sausage factory is it? And it didn’t happen in the men’s room where you’d expect to find vunerable male parts, so how would you all imagine something like that would happen? Maybe my job is too mundane, since my male coworkers never seem in danger of injuring their johnsons in the copy machines, not even the big one that prints fast. I guess you have never heard of Johnsonville? ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/45 "2005-03-22T12:25:05Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > :mad: > Shame on you ! > He was a man of extemely good taste! > > I am sooo going to hell for this one THAT IS WRONG WRONG WRONG… but I still find it funny… Did he get a little behind in his work? I too thought his personal “Sausage Futures” were in danger. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/46 "2005-03-22T16:30:19Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > I mean, it’s not a nudist sausage factory is it? Right now Dibbler’s sausage is privately held… but they’re thinking about going pubic. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/47 "2005-03-22T16:35:30Z")
Was this a 1920’s style meat grinder? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/48 "2005-03-22T17:05:40Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Right now Dibbler’s sausage is privately held… but they’re thinking about going pubic. _I do not want to know about you holding your sausage, **lieu**!_ And don’t do it in public, there are laws against that! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/49 "2005-03-22T17:40:56Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > I guess you have never heard of Johnsonville? Gratuitous [link](http://www.johnsonville.com). ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/50 "2005-03-22T20:50:46Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > “My bologna has a first name, > It’s H-a-l-f-d-a-n, > My bologna has a second name, > It’s S-v-e-n-n-e-v-i-g. > Oh, I love to eat it every day, > And if you ask me why, I’ll say— > Norwegian fellows taste okay > in b-o-l-o-g-n-a.” ::Bows before **Eve** :: We are not worthy. May we simply bask in the brilliance? That was magnificent. ::Puts on sunglasses from the glare:: 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/51 "2005-03-23T03:20:37Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > :mad: > Shame on you ! > He was a man of extemely good taste! > > I am sooo going to hell for this one > [@Meeko](#): > > THAT IS WRONG WRONG WRONG… but I still find it funny… I guess it was my wurst post to date. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/52 "2005-03-23T05:51:20Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > What? That’s what sausage is made of anyway…dicks and noses. Everyone knows that. Actually, my mom told me it was lips and assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/53 "2005-03-23T14:20:05Z")
> [@Large Marge](#): > > Actually, my mom told me it was lips and assholes. It depends on whether you get the _Schlongnasewurst_ or the _Arselipwurst_. ---
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/54 "2005-03-23T18:30:13Z")
_Slight hijack_ - My stepmother’s family experienced some pretty nasty things in Germany during WWII, but the one that really sticks in her mind is the time she bit into a black market sausage and found a button. _Button, button … who’s got the button?_ ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/55 "2005-03-23T20:35:18Z")
[young Ranier Wolfcastle] My bologna has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z. My bologna has a second name, it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N [/yRW] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/56 "2005-03-23T21:07:13Z")
Oh paging Mr. Mr. Johnny Rebeck!!! _obscure_ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/57 "2005-03-23T21:48:05Z")
> [@Alonzo John Blitz](#): > > _Slight hijack_ - My stepmother’s family experienced some pretty nasty things in Germany during WWII, but the one that really sticks in her mind is the time she bit into a black market sausage and found a button. She should just be thankful it wasn’t a belly button. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/58 "2005-03-24T07:09:17Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > It depends on whether you get the _Schlongnasewurst_ or the _Arselipwurst_. HAHAHAHA!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jmacleve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@jmacleve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmacleve)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/59 "2005-03-24T11:58:11Z")
> [@Alonzo John Blitz](#): > > _Slight hijack_ - My stepmother’s family experienced some pretty nasty things in Germany during WWII, but the one that really sticks in her mind is the time she bit into a black market sausage and found a button. > > _Button, button … who’s got the button?_ Paging Sam Weller, paging Sam Weller … (Not that I’m nitpickwicking or anything …) jma ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/60 "2005-03-24T19:18:20Z")
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