# Man Has Accident In Sausage Factory. It's EXACTLY What You Think It Is.

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**Created:** [March 21, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566 "2005-03-21T15:29:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/61 "2005-03-25T02:51:01Z")

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Did they sell products to Wendy’s for their chili? I just read the thread on the fingerfood about 5 pages back.

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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-accident-in-sausage-factory-its-exactly-what-you-think-it-is/295566/62 "2005-03-25T04:18:22Z")

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> [@Whammo](#):
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> Oh paging Mr. Mr. Johnny Rebeck!!!  
> _obscure_

Can I share an additional verse, by my brother?

Then one day a space ship landed on the roof  
The aliens appeared in Johnny’s bedroom with a _poof_  
They said “Take us to your leader” he showed them the machine  
His coustomers could never tell why all their meat was green

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