# Man Has Sex With Horse **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099 "2006-11-28T18:21:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/21 "2006-11-29T02:14:07Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] Is it terribly, terribly wrong that there is a tiny little part of me that kinda wants to go look for that video? (I have learned my lesson about the internet, though - if it sounds like something that I’ll wish I hadn’t seen, it is.) [/QUOTE] I’ve seen the video. Speaking as somebody whose reaction to goatse was “meh”, I can confidently say that you reeeeeeally oughta think twice before looking for it. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/22 "2006-11-29T02:15:26Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Equus? Damn near sodomized us! [/QUOTE] BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!!! Priceless! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/23 "2006-11-29T02:18:08Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” [/QUOTE] Point taken. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/24 "2006-11-29T11:52:59Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] From speaking with my friends who have seen it (no, really, it wasn’t me,) it goes by the name “Mr.Hands” sometimes, so one wouldn’t have to be searching for “horse butt sex” to see it. [/QUOTE] Hell yeah. Thanks for that. You wouldn’t want to stumble across anything NSFW, now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![motomoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@motomoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motomoon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/25 "2006-11-29T13:24:15Z")
Alright people, solely in the interest of fighting ignorance I have found the video in question. For science only, natch. I really really want to warn you, this is not really something that you should watch. **ever.** Of course it’s not work, family, or friends safe so make sure nobody surprises your viewing or you might have a lot of explaining to do. I will certainly understand if the mods remove the link. Of course you have to copy and paste it, and remove the spaces. **Again, this is extremely not safe for work, family, friends, children, or horses.** http:// lbn . threat . tv / mrhands . mpg ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/26 "2006-11-29T14:38:57Z")
Yup. Saw it. Can’t unsee it. Dude gets drilled, though. Gah. _gets the heebie-jeebies_ ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/27 "2006-11-29T15:13:14Z")
Here’s a more worksafe link. [Wikipedia article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan) ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/28 "2006-11-29T17:10:45Z")
Well… that was… something. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/29 "2006-11-29T17:17:41Z")
I’m willing to bet that Molly was both unsatisfied and disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/30 "2006-11-29T18:05:28Z")
In the interest of equal opportunity offenses: [Woman in indecent act with horse, say police](http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/woman-in-indecent-act-with-horse-say-police/2006/11/29/1164777647904.html) (No video, thank Og. I ain’t clickin’ on that link. There isn’t enough mental floss in the world.) ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/31 "2006-11-29T18:20:17Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Eeew. Those Presbyterians obviously haven’t got the hang of hotdish. I think you need to google the Lutherans. [/QUOTE] [random hijack] What the hell is hotdish? [/random hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/32 "2006-11-29T18:31:35Z")
Over the years, I’ve cursed a couple of nags for finishing out of the money at The Meadowlands racetrack. I even remember saying out loud “…given that horse’s race history, how in the Hell could it have come in last? What Happened to it…?” In hindsight, I guess I should be grateful that all I lost was a couple bucks. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/33 "2006-11-29T18:32:10Z")
[QUOTE=motomoon] Alright people, solely in the interest of fighting ignorance I have found the video in question. For science only, natch. I really really want to warn you, this is not really something that you should watch. **ever.** Of course it’s not work, family, or friends safe so make sure nobody surprises your viewing or you might have a lot of explaining to do. I will certainly understand if the mods remove the link. Of course you have to copy and paste it, and remove the spaces. **Again, this is extremely not safe for work, family, friends, children, or horses.** http:// lbn . threat . tv / mrhands . mpg [/QUOTE] You would think that a warning in 48 point type would be enough. But no, I had to go watch it. :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/34 "2006-11-29T22:17:14Z")
**[Total Hijack Away From Hot Horsie Lovin’]** [QUOTE=brianjedi] [random hijack] What the hell is hotdish? [/random hijack] [/QUOTE] My stars, who doesn’t know hotdish? Hot dish is the Minnesota/ Wisconsin/ Dakotas term for American casserole. It’s generally made with cream of mushroom or cream of celery soup, and frequently has crushed potato chips on top. The stereotypical “hotdish” is tatertot hotdish, recipe [here](http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1838,135186-246193,00.html). Note the near-complete absence of any natural food. The classic American-upper-Midwest buffet is hotdish, salad (frequently molded Jello salad), bars, and punch. Bars are pan cookies – you know, Hello Dolly bars, peanut butter bars, etc. Punch is made with red Kool-aid and 7-up – no alcohol, heavens no! You eat the buffet in the church basement, on long tables covered with plastic tablecloths, each one having a homemade centerpiece; there will be a drawing at the end of the evening to see who has to – sorry, _gets_ to – take the centerpieces home. Maybe it’s after the annual meeting where the church budget was passed, maybe it’s father-daughter dinner, maybe it’s a confirmation class fundraiser – you get the idea. **Beware of Doug** took exception to my assigning hotdish to the Presbyterians and he is of course correct. Since most of the people eating this type of meal in MN/WS/ND/SD are Scandahoovian, they’re probably Lutheran, not Presbyterians. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/35 "2006-11-29T22:32:24Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] You would think that a warning in 48 point type would be enough. But no, I had to go watch it. :eek: ☹ [/QUOTE] I think a sociologist could write a doctoral thesis about why we want so badly to click links that we know damned well we’re going to regret seeing. (Staying strong so far - wish me luck!) **Jodi** , I’ve never heard of “hotdish” either. I like the term. I think I shall use it now. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/36 "2006-11-29T22:49:17Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I think a sociologist could write a doctoral thesis about why we want so badly to click links that we know damned well we’re going to regret seeing. (Staying strong so far - wish me luck!) [/QUOTE] I really really think you should click on the link and watch the video. The most shock-and-aweing part of the video is when: Shame on you for looking in this spoiler box! Might as well go watch the video now! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/37 "2006-11-29T22:55:18Z")
You’re pretty funny, **OnceCentStamp** , but you know, looks aren’t everything. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/38 "2006-11-29T23:00:21Z")
“Wwwwwwwwwwwwilbur…buy me dinner fffirst!!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/39 "2006-11-29T23:08:22Z")
Well at least he did it right. The guy who got fucked BY a horse died from it. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/40 "2006-11-29T23:54:18Z")
_You’ve never heard of hotdish???!!!_ The sad thing is, I find it impossible to believe that someone hasn’t heard of hotdish, yet the idea of a guy getting screwed by a horse just makes me go “Meh.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099.md?page=3)