# Man Has Sex With Horse **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099 "2006-11-28T18:21:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/41 "2006-11-30T00:02:20Z")
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Hello, Wilbur!” ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/42 "2006-11-30T00:08:51Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] _You’ve never heard of hotdish???!!!_ The sad thing is, I find it impossible to believe that someone hasn’t heard of hotdish, yet the idea of a guy getting screwed by a horse just makes me go “Meh.” [/QUOTE] That makes two people who’ve never heard of “hotdish.” I suspect I am going to regret asking about it, however. I’m expecting some Goatse thing. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/43 "2006-12-01T15:47:23Z")
You knew it would happen. Sundance will now be showing the documentary [_Zoo_](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/artsentertainment/2003453751_aebriefs30.html?iic) at its next film festival. I’m really wondering what sort of actor would review a script like this and think to himself, “Yeah. I think I could really get into the part of a man who gets fucked to death by a horse.” ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/44 "2006-12-01T19:55:17Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] I really really think you should click on the link and watch the video. The most shock-and-aweing part of the video is when: […spoiler…] [/QUOTE] **D’OH!** I read the spoiler! :o ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/45 "2006-12-07T02:54:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I’m really wondering what sort of actor would review a script like this and think to himself, “Yeah. I think I could really get into the part of a man who gets fucked to death by a horse.” [/QUOTE] Maybe he **used** to be called Angus the Character Actor, but now… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/46 "2006-12-07T08:16:37Z")
Why couldn’t he have had sex with A Man Called Horse instead? A lot fewer people would look at him funny. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/47 "2006-12-07T16:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] _You’ve never heard of hotdish???!!!_ The sad thing is, I find it impossible to believe that someone hasn’t heard of hotdish, yet the idea of a guy getting screwed by a horse just makes me go “Meh.” [/QUOTE] “Meh”? No, that’s goats, not horses. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/48 "2006-12-07T16:48:55Z")
[QUOTE=Snooooopy] Why couldn’t he have had sex with A Man Called Horse instead? A lot fewer people would look at him funny. [/QUOTE] At least on Brokeback Mountain. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/49 "2006-12-07T18:30:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] At least on Brokeback Mountain. [/QUOTE] As Dave Attell said "if you have to have sex with an animal, make it a horse. At least then you have a ride home afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/50 "2006-12-07T18:59:18Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] The guy musta been tall..or he was carrying around a stool of some kind. I mean, how tall does a dude have to be to bang a horse? [/QUOTE] Well, maybe he was hung like one? There’s a “Ride 'em cowboy” joke in this, but I’m not going to make it. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/51 "2006-12-10T06:42:10Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I think a sociologist could write a doctoral thesis about why we want so badly to click links that we know damned well we’re going to regret seeing. (Staying strong so far - wish me luck!) [/QUOTE] I didn’t click on the zit thread with its mysterious link that provoked such reaction, and I’m not clicking on the horsie movie. I’m not. I’m not. I’m not. After many years of life, when someone says “you don’t want to know”, I’m old enough to think: yeah. I probably don’t want to know. I may be morbidly curious about how a horse penis can fit into a human anus, and I may occasionally speculate (because of this; I really don’t think it would have occurred to me previously)… But I will sleep well tonight knowing that I don’t know. Consider my ignorance triumphant. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/52 "2006-12-11T00:52:01Z")
Hey, that tater tot hot dish recipe is totally different from the tater tot hot dish that my family makes! Don’t judge all hot dish by that recipe alone 🙂 Ours generally involves tater tots, cream of mushroom soup, a can of corn, ground beef, and occasionally cheese on top. It is delicious, but the one with all the sour cream and such I can imagine not being the tastiest of things. ---
**Author:** ![Daffyd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daffyd/32/8923_2.png) [@Daffyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daffyd)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/53 "2006-12-11T02:10:18Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] Hey, that tater tot hot dish recipe is totally different from the tater tot hot dish that my family makes! Don’t judge all hot dish by that recipe alone 🙂 Ours generally involves tater tots, cream of mushroom soup, a can of corn, ground beef, and occasionally cheese on top. It is delicious, but the one with all the sour cream and such I can imagine not being the tastiest of things. [/QUOTE] I had to read this a few times and go through the thread to make sure there wasn’t some strange double-entendre going on… Hey, did ya see the guy with the horse and the tater-tots? {wink, wink} Unfortunately, I don’t think that was ground beef, and it sure wasn’t cream of mushroom soup… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/54 "2006-12-11T05:00:33Z")
Sorry about that **Daffyd**! Didn’t mean to be all confusing. I should have used quotes or something but I am WAY too lazy to go all the way back through and figure out who said what, copy and paste, etc. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099/55 "2006-12-11T08:44:30Z")
Am I the only one mentally singing “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-sex-with-horse/382099.md?page=2)