# Man has simulated sex with giant plastic dinosaur; gets deported. Newslink **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403 "2010-09-28T23:11:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/1 "2010-09-28T23:11:27Z")
OG! What’s America coming to when having sex with a giant plastic dinosaur in a public park gets you deported?!? [http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100928\_Alien\_nabbed\_in\_dino\_attack.html](http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100928_Alien_nabbed_in_dino_attack.html) > [@](#): > > The man who is a “strong suspect” in a simulated sexual act with a toy dinosaur at a Chester County playground faces deportation to Mexico, State Police say. > > Guadelupe Paramo-Almanza, 39, is suspected of flashing two teenage girls in Pomeroy Park, Avondale, about 4 p.m. Sept. 19, according to police. > > Following the lewd gesture, Paramo-Almanza allegedly simulated “a sex act on a dinosaur-shaped playground apparatus,” police said. > > Paramo-Almanza was arrested shortly after, less than a mile away, and was believed to be drunk at the time, according to a state police supervisor who asked not to be identified. TYRRANY! TYRRANY I SAY! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/2 "2010-09-29T00:02:20Z")
Was it a female dinosaur? ---
**Author:** ![QuercusMax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/8baadc/32.png) [@QuercusMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuercusMax)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/3 "2010-09-29T01:26:36Z")
It was when he was done with it! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/4 "2010-09-29T01:32:10Z")
I thought this would be about one of my exes. He was really into Godzilla, and had a 6-foot inflatable one in his apartment. I don’t remember whether it was anatomically correct, but the little 8" one he gave me isn’t (I still have it). ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/5 "2010-09-29T01:33:27Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Was it a female dinosaur? Or a trannysaurus? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/6 "2010-09-29T01:35:16Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > > [@CalMeacham](#): > > > > Was it a female dinosaur? > > Or a trannysaurus? Per the OP, it was a TYRRANY!saurus. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/7 "2010-09-29T01:41:19Z")
Jurassic Pork. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-has-simulated-sex-with-giant-plastic-dinosaur-gets-deported-newslink/555403/8 "2010-09-29T21:53:22Z")
The man sounds like he was a dipwadicus.