# Man I just got humped by a freaking dog... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866 "2002-05-26T02:23:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/1 "2002-05-26T02:23:05Z")
Well being the good samaratins my parents are, they agreed to watch a dog for some fellow members of the church we attend. The dog, Henry is a freaking horse I swear. He’s part lab, part Shepard, and one HUGE mother. I dont think he even knows what laying down and relaxing is. Everything has to be a game for him. So when I was laying on the floor watching a movie, he decides out of nowhere “TIME TO PLAY!” and rushes at me. So here I am laying on the floor with my foot straight out on his head trying to keep him from getting in the way of the TV. But like I said this dog is huge, so he just walks right over my leg and goes to town! I seriously just got humped by a freaking dog! :eek: So I manage manuver out without any dog jizz on my leg, but I’m still highly tramatized. So anyone else out there have an encounter with a dog? One where YOU wernt on the giving end please. 😃 Please feel free to share your tramatic dog humped stories here. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/2 "2002-05-26T02:35:01Z")
**HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!** It’s **ThatGuyWithPants**!! I was just wondering where you’d been lately, oddly enough. I don’t actually have a dog humped story to share, but I can empthize with your pain. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/3 "2002-05-26T02:46:09Z")
\ Hey **alice\_in\_wonderland** its niced to be missed. I diddnt actually think anyone knew I existed on the SDMB! w00t! Well i missed you too \ ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/4 "2002-05-26T02:46:09Z")
\ Hey **alice\_in\_wonderland** its niced to be missed. I diddnt actually think anyone knew I existed on the SDMB! w00t! Well i missed you too \ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/5 "2002-05-26T02:55:49Z")
Mostly your name poped into my head when I started [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=111922&highlight=pants) thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/6 "2002-05-26T04:31:21Z")
one time my pals and me were wrestling and whatnot. this neighborhood dog came up and started humping larry. we all thought this was hilarious. so we held larry down by standing on his wrists and ankles and let the dog hump him until it deposited the money shot, all over his back. little scamps. what fun we had! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/7 "2002-05-26T05:00:12Z")
Why is [this](http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/) the only thing I thought of when I read the OP? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/8 "2002-05-26T13:41:02Z")
Yes, yet another reason I am a cat person. Yick. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/9 "2002-05-26T13:48:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drewbert \* > \*\*Yes, yet another reason I am a cat person. Yick. \*\* I dunno – one of my cats, a neutered male, decided once that it was time t’ mark the territory, so to speak, and chose my shin as a prime target. Man, could that cat move when I yelled! BTW – yes, I’m a cat person. I forgave him. Eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/10 "2002-05-26T15:26:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*Why is [this](http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/) the only thing I thought of when I read the OP? \*\* That’s so _wrong_. ---
**Author:** ![ThatGuyWithPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@ThatGuyWithPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatGuyWithPants)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/11 "2002-05-26T16:41:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*Why is [this](http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/) the only thing I thought of when I read the OP? \*\* GAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA! That made my day! HAHAHAHA! thanks man! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/12 "2002-05-27T02:03:18Z")
John Morgan was laying on the floor when he was nailed in his ear by a Chihuahua. It happened so quickly that it was over beore John realized that it had happened. The look on his face as he wiped out his ear was priceless. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-i-just-got-humped-by-a-freaking-dog/110866/13 "2002-05-27T04:09:48Z")
In the left corner we have **ThatGuyWithPants** and the dog jizz. In the right corner we have **Ice Wolf** and the cat pee. who will win this battle of the gross animal fluids is yet to be decided but this doper is not taking any chances. “Get your nose pegs here Nose pegs only $1 each No more putrid puppys No more cloying cats Its as easy as 1,2,3… Nose Peg”