# Man Milk or Moo Milk? (NSFW) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 24, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439 "2008-05-24T01:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/1 "2008-05-24T01:21:01Z")
Take the challenge [here](http://www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/#). Warning: Very much NSFW!! In fact, this could warp some people’s brains. I scored 9/16. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/2 "2008-05-24T01:25:50Z")
Damn. This should have gone into The Game Room, shouldn’t it? Mod, please move. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/3 "2008-05-24T01:39:08Z")
Oh barf… 11/16 and I don’t wanna talk about it! :o :eek: ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/4 "2008-05-24T01:42:41Z")
12/16 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/5 "2008-05-24T01:46:06Z")
In retrospect, there are at least a couple where I should have gone with my gut instinct. That would have bumped up my score. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/6 "2008-05-24T01:48:12Z")
12/16 ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/7 "2008-05-24T01:48:43Z")
11/16 ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/8 "2008-05-24T01:49:17Z")
13/16. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/9 "2008-05-24T01:52:06Z")
13/16 the ones that scare me are the really thin ones that are man milk. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/10 "2008-05-24T01:58:35Z")
After several attempts to move this thread to another website entirely, I finally gave up and moved it from MPSIMS to The Game Room. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/11 "2008-05-24T02:21:03Z")
14/16 I win! (lose?) ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/12 "2008-05-24T03:02:08Z")
[QUOTE=Manduck] 14/16 I win! (lose?) [/QUOTE] Me too… My mother would be so proud. not. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/13 "2008-05-24T03:16:30Z")
13/16 I watch too much porn. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/14 "2008-05-24T03:28:53Z")
10/16. Not sure what else to say there, or even if i need to defend my low score. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/15 "2008-05-24T04:03:34Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] 13/16 I watch too much porn. [/QUOTE] Maybe you just drink too much milk? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/16 "2008-05-24T04:22:06Z")
13/16…I swear that last one is my ex. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/17 "2008-05-24T04:24:06Z")
Woo, 15/16. What does that say about me as a person, I wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/18 "2008-05-24T04:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] In retrospect, there are at least a couple where I should have gone with my gut instinct. That would have bumped up my score. [/QUOTE] Ditto. 11/16; shoulda been 13/16. Even _that’s_ probably too much. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/19 "2008-05-24T04:49:26Z")
14/16. I need to be careful around cocks and cows. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/20 "2008-05-24T06:16:41Z")
12/16. I am suddenyl concerned that I am not getting enough calcium. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439.md?page=2)