# Man Milk or Moo Milk? (NSFW) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 24, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439 "2008-05-24T01:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/21 "2008-05-24T07:15:35Z")
I’m not sure whether to be glad or ashamed that I’ve got the low score so far. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/22 "2008-05-24T13:56:17Z")
11/16… I’m strangely disappointed I didn’t do better at this. It’s all that girl on girl porn dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/23 "2008-05-24T14:19:53Z")
12/16, but I somehow clicked on the wrong one once. I consider my actual score to be 13/16. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/24 "2008-05-24T15:21:05Z")
14/16 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/25 "2008-05-25T02:35:37Z")
16/20 baby! Bow down before me as your God! ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/26 "2008-05-25T02:44:47Z")
Where’d you get the extra 4? Wait! Nevermind, I don’t think really want to know! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/27 "2008-05-25T03:07:14Z")
Man milk (safe for public TV outside of the USA): [http://www](http://www) .youtube. com/watch?v=LG0zDltjL\_o ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/28 "2008-05-25T03:13:54Z")
10/16. I feel icky. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/29 "2008-05-25T03:29:20Z")
[QUOTE=RoOsh] Where’d you get the extra 4? Wait! Nevermind, I don’t think really want to know! [/QUOTE] Huh…I dunno! I didn’t count as I was going, so I didn’t know at the time the total number, but I swear to God I just typed in what it told me…now I don’t know what I got cause clearly my brain decided to interpret it differently than what my eyes saw. 😕 Well, if we just go with four wrong (which sounds right…it was either 3 or 4 wrong), then only got 12…no bowing down for me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/30 "2008-05-25T04:07:15Z")
Me: 12/16 Wife: 14/16 ---
**Author:** ![Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganryu_Kojiro)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/31 "2008-05-26T04:39:03Z")
Girlfriend and I got 13/16 each. This is the funny thing about the internet. Neither of us doubts that you could, inside of five minutes, find the man milk shots. But where would you go to find the actual milk shots? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/32 "2008-05-26T11:24:56Z")
13/16 - an acceptable score for a cum slut such as myself. ---
**Author:** ![Leah\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@Leah\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leah_M)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/33 "2008-05-26T11:44:29Z")
14/16… I don’t know whether to be ashamed or proud. I’m just glad I don’t like milk to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/34 "2008-05-28T14:22:43Z")
14/16. Ewwwww … just … ewwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/35 "2008-05-29T22:35:09Z")
14/16. Love the song too (turn on your sound) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/36 "2008-05-30T04:14:29Z")
13/16 There’s no way that 3 is moo (milk is not clear. semen sometimes is.) No way that 8 is man (I have no doubt they found it on a porn site but porn sites aren’t above using fake jizz. That stuff is too milky.) No way that 10 is moo (milk doesn’t glob up) So as far as I’m concerned, I got a perfect score :p. Wait . . . do I _WANT_ a perfect score on this test?!! ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/37 "2008-05-31T00:46:56Z")
Oh, gross. 11/16 The background music had me giggling, I’ll admit. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/38 "2008-05-31T02:12:28Z")
After waiting awhile, I’ve retaken the test. And I STILL got 9/16. :smack: I take solace in the fact that I am obviously more pure of heart and innocent than the rest of you. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/39 "2008-05-31T03:10:26Z")
12/16. Every American should take this test! ---
**Author:** ![exclamation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/858c86/32.png) [@exclamation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exclamation)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439/40 "2008-05-31T03:31:34Z")
14/16! By the look of their ‘milk’ some of those men/cows are very unhealthy. Blergh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-milk-or-moo-milk-nsfw/450439.md?page=3)