# Man mistakenly cuts off own penis, dog eats it - please tell me this is a prank **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500 "2004-10-04T18:52:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/1 "2004-10-04T18:52:33Z")
What is this world coming to? [http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od\_nm/penis\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc) How sleep-deprived do you have to be to do something like that? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/2 "2004-10-04T19:04:05Z")
Sounds like a cock-and-bulldog story, to me. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/3 "2004-10-04T19:06:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/4 "2004-10-04T19:13:27Z")
> [@Eva Luna](#): > > How sleep-deprived do you have to be to do something like that? Never mind that: how long a dick did the guy have that he could _stretch it over the chopping block_ and whack it with an axe?? ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/5 "2004-10-04T19:26:50Z")
I don’t want to know what that family are having for Christmas dinner! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/6 "2004-10-04T19:35:49Z")
I hear it tastes just like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/7 "2004-10-04T19:37:00Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I hear it tastes just like chicken. Huh. I’d have thought penis would taste like pork. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/8 "2004-10-04T19:50:25Z")
This is also why guys should stop insisting that swallowing is better than spitting. ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/9 "2004-10-04T20:02:44Z")
Actually it’s not the penis itself that tastes like pork and it’s not actually pork, but more like pork gravy. Ya see, pork gravy has sort of a… never mind, I’ve already said too much. ---
**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/10 "2004-10-04T20:25:44Z")
Why is this in the Pit? > [@](#): > > It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard **in his underwear** to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. If he was in his underwear, how’d his penis get out and onto the chopping block? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/11 "2004-10-04T20:30:00Z")
He mistook the chopping block for his morning wood? ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/12 "2004-10-04T20:32:05Z")
> [@caphis](#): > > If he was in his underwear, how’d his penis get out and onto the chopping block? I was wondering that myself. Frankly, it’s sounding more and more like the Savage Love column – or was it the News of the Weird column? with the penile injury story that starts with a guy talking about how he was vacuuming in the nude, and…well, the rest is just too icky to fill in the blanks. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/13 "2004-10-04T20:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Yeah, except from himself somewhere down the line. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/14 "2004-10-04T20:44:52Z")
How 'bout a [clarinet](http://www.derfcity.com/o/clarinet.html)? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/15 "2004-10-04T22:48:16Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Huh. I’d have thought penis would taste like pork. Except when it tastes like fish. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/16 "2004-10-04T22:50:41Z")
I wonder if he had a weiner dog. Well, he does now! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/17 "2004-10-04T22:53:32Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Sounds like a cock-and-bulldog story, to me. Yew go to Hell. Yew go to hell and you dah! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/18 "2004-10-04T23:00:16Z")
> [@Eva Luna](#): > > I was wondering that myself. > > Frankly, it’s sounding more and more like the Savage Love column – or was it the News of the Weird column? with the penile injury story that starts with a guy talking about how he was vacuuming in the nude, and…well, the rest is just too icky to fill in the blanks. Yeah. When having sex with a chicken, decapitatating the bird at the moment of climax is supposed to produce the ultimate sensation due to the resulting muscular contractions. The subject of the OP may have missed his aim, or perhaps was exceptionally well-endowed. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/19 "2004-10-04T23:59:19Z")
Wow I’ve given a dog a bone before but not like that. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500/20 "2004-10-05T00:26:42Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Wow I’ve given a dog a bone before but not like that. We _really_ need that barfsmiley. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-mistakenly-cuts-off-own-penis-dog-eats-it-please-tell-me-this-is-a-prank/267500.md?page=2)