# Man Nearly Explodes After Compressed Air Valve Lodges In Buttocks

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 26, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284 "2011-05-26T13:38:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/42 "2011-05-27T02:44:10Z")

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As a former respiratory therapist, I’ve seen this more than once. People really do blow up like balloons. Can’t find a good picture of it on Google though. It can be quite shocking to see.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/43 "2011-05-27T02:58:44Z")

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I, for one, think he’s full of hot air.

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**Author:** ![Kilmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kilmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilmore)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/44 "2011-05-28T05:29:44Z")

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In New Zealand, one doesn’t break wind… wind breaks you!

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/45 "2011-05-28T13:40:00Z")

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This reminds me of peking duck: [Peking duck - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_duck)  
“Air is pumped under the skin through the neck cavity to separate the skin from the fat”

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/46 "2011-05-28T14:07:05Z")

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A silly accident, but apparently he’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/47 "2011-05-28T18:43:52Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> A silly accident, but apparently he’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

Old proverb:Pressure comes from within.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/48 "2011-05-29T07:03:34Z")

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A one-in-a-million shot, doc!

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/49 "2011-05-29T15:04:08Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> The story is full of _holes_.

I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/50 "2011-06-01T20:30:23Z")

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This gives new meaning to the phrase “Getting Blown”!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-nearly-explodes-after-compressed-air-valve-lodges-in-buttocks/583284/51 "2011-06-02T00:43:33Z")

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There was an urban legend going around about this years ago – something about guys getting high by pumping air up their asses with bicycle pumps. Only one guy took it to far:

Ah, here we go: [“Pumping”](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/pump.asp)

(Apparently it was based on a true incident, the guy didn’t actually “explode”)

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