# Man sticks live eel (and lemon) up his rectum in attempt to feel "intense sensation", succeeds spectacularly **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123 "2024-08-24T00:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/41 "2024-08-24T09:47:09Z")
Everything about this little parody is wrong. But wrong in the finest way. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/42 "2024-08-24T10:15:52Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > It was without warning, and I really didn’t want to see that The late nineties wanna have a word. The absolute repulsiveness and depth of depravity that the internet offered at that time… Tubgirl. 2 girls, one cup. 1 guy, one jar. The semi-hilarious clip of one young lady offering fellatio to three gentlemen dressed as pterodactyls (side question, did pterodactyls have dicks?) Homosexual dinosaur porn “gentleman with a tyranasaurus”. The good old days. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/43 "2024-08-24T13:15:50Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > > After opening the man’s abdomen, a large eel about 65cm long and 10cm thick was found inside. For scale, that’s about the length & not quite the diameter of my arm from armpit to the base of my fingers. And I’m a normal, albeit slender, American grown-up sized guy. This guy is/was clearly no amateur at strange-stuff-into-ass stuffing. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/44 "2024-08-24T13:31:01Z")
Does Dan Savage know about this? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/45 "2024-08-24T15:19:02Z")
Presentation is important ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/46 "2024-08-24T16:10:48Z")
What’s the lemon for? Bait? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/47 "2024-08-24T16:15:18Z")
Apparently to block the escape route. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/48 "2024-08-24T16:27:44Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > What’s the lemon for? Bait? Maybe the guy wanted to eat the eel post-coitus and season it with a touch of lemon. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/49 "2024-08-24T16:37:07Z")
my god ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/50 "2024-08-24T16:38:34Z")
I’m really sorry, but you know, rule 34… ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/51 "2024-08-24T17:03:29Z")
Perhaps we’re all jumping to conclusions. It’s possible the guy put the lemon up his ass, as we all do from time to time, and it got stuck. So then, realizing that he had an eel to hand, he formulated a plan to retrieve the lemon using the eel as a tool. Seems legit to me. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/52 "2024-08-24T17:12:16Z")
No, the lemon went in second. Look at the second link in the OP, which is a more detailed report from the hospital website: > [BSCK II Le Nhat Huy](https://benhvienvietduc-org.translate.goog/bac-si/le-nhat-huy?_x_tr_sl=vi&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp) - Deputy Director of Colorectal - Perineal Surgery Center [https://benhvienvietduc.org/khoa/tt-phau-thuat-dai-truc-trang-tang-sinh-mon](https://benhvienvietduc.org/khoa/tt-phau-thuat-dai-truc-trang-tang-sinh-mon), Friendship Hospital Viet Duc said: The hospital immediately arranged a team of endoscopy doctors, anesthesiologists… to conduct a colorectal endoscopy to consider removing foreign objects endoscopically through the anus. However, when the scope was inserted through the anus, the surgical team discovered a large lemon, 4cm in diameter, blocking the high rectum. Unable to access the eel through the anus, accompanied by increased pain, the team decided to perform emergency surgery. When opening the abdomen, doctors discovered an eel about 65cm long and 10cm in circumference alive inside the patient’s abdomen. The eel bit through the patient’s rectum and colon to get out of the abdomen. > > After removing the eel, the doctors pushed the lemon out through the anus. Checked that there were no other foreign objects, the rectal-colon perforation was sutured. However, because the rectum was very dirty and fecal fluid was leaking into the abdomen, the doctor decided to take the upper colon out of the abdomen to prevent feces from flowing through the newly sewn hole. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/53 "2024-08-24T17:20:52Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The hospital immediately arranged a team of endoscopy doctors, anesthesiologists… veterinarians, zoologists, botanists, gardeners, chefs… ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/54 "2024-08-24T17:54:26Z")
…tweezers from the game Operation… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/55 "2024-08-24T17:57:23Z")
“Before you hit send, ask yourself: Is it kind? Is it necessary? Is it clear?“ This maxim applies equally to sending an email, or inserting an animal into your rectum. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/56 "2024-08-24T18:07:32Z")
Oh, yeah. My first concern was for the eel. Come on. Is there any mention whether the beast was alive or dead at the time of surgery? ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/57 "2024-08-24T18:15:33Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > because the rectum was very dirty A guy will stick fruit and fish up his butt, but not a wash cloth?! _Some people_. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/58 "2024-08-24T18:20:11Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > No, the lemon went in second. Look at the second link in the OP, I read this and immediately thought, “Holy hell, there’s a picture?” ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/59 "2024-08-24T18:28:27Z")
Gosh, I now kinda wish I hadn’t gone back and clicked on that link. And yes, it was still alive when they took it out. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/60 "2024-08-24T18:29:10Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Is there any mention whether the beast was alive or dead at the time of surgery? Darren\_Garrison’s quote above says > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > When opening the abdomen, doctors discovered an eel about 65cm long and 10cm in circumference alive inside the patient’s abdomen. I am quite surprised and fairly horrified that the eel was still alive at that point. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=4)