# Man sticks live eel (and lemon) up his rectum in attempt to feel "intense sensation", succeeds spectacularly **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123 "2024-08-24T00:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/61 "2024-08-24T18:29:46Z")
The eel was likely horrified too. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/62 "2024-08-24T18:49:23Z")
@SuntanLotion Yet another chapter in that noteworthy book, “Eel Horror!” ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/63 "2024-08-24T18:58:42Z")
The lemon does make it difficult to pretend that it was all just one of those bizarre and unfortunate accidents; you know “I was cleaning the aquarium and my trousers fell down and I slipped…” The folks in the emergency room would know it’s fiction anyway; the patient already knows it’s a lie, but the lemon makes that shared suspension of disbelief impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/64 "2024-08-24T19:00:45Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > The lemon does make it difficult to pretend that it was all just one of those bizarre and unfortunate accidents; you know “I was cleaning the aquarium and my trousers fell down and I slipped…” I was going for a ride in my hovercraft… ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/65 "2024-08-24T19:10:53Z")
[Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn.](https://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/66 "2024-08-24T19:16:42Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > When I was a youngster, people had to use gerbils because they couldn’t afford eels. > > Those were simpler times… You had gerbils? Luxury! We just glued cat fur to a stick and shoved it up our nose! ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/67 "2024-08-24T19:18:32Z")
I remember when Mike Rowe harvested those on “Dirty Jobs.” That eel, BTW, was 10cm in circumference, not diameter. 10cm is the diameter of a baby’s head! I don’t blame the poor eel for chewing its way out of his colon, either. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/68 "2024-08-24T19:20:09Z")
Not surprisingly, he ended up with a colostomy. Hope it was worth it (and temporary, too). BTW, some people do kinky things with colostomies. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/69 "2024-08-24T20:03:42Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Not surprisingly, he ended up with a colostomy. Hope it was worth it (and temporary, too). One of the articles I read either stated or implied it was not temporary. But I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/70 "2024-08-24T20:30:23Z")
Please please do not mention this ever again. Ever! 😳 If you link something, I will find you. You will not be able to hide. I swear. I’m kidding ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/71 "2024-08-24T20:42:46Z")
Beck i couldn’t see the context of what nearwildheaven said that bugged you. What part of the posts was it that went over your line? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/72 "2024-08-24T20:44:19Z")
Dan Savage would suggest he attend a Butt-Stuffer’s ‘munch’, make some contacts, learn tips and tricks from seasoned expert Butt-Stuffers. But I want to know - what happened to the poor eel?? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/73 "2024-08-24T20:48:44Z")
> [@salinqmind1](#): > > But I want to know - what happened to the poor eel?? Therapy. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/74 "2024-08-24T21:06:54Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > You have to admit… the lemon was a nice touch. > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > > [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > > > What’s the lemon for? Bait? > > Maybe the guy wanted to eat the eel post-coitus and season it with a touch of lemon. Sorry, but that is completely wrong. You either season your eel Japan-style, i.e. with teriyaki or in a pinch with plain soy sauce, or you go classic European cuisine and use horse radish. Lemon is absurd! > [@VOW](#): > > Some people really need to find a hobby. I am sure he will. So much for making a virtue out of necessity. > [@scudsucker](#): > > (side question, did pterodactyls have dicks?) Only the male ones. OK, the female ones sometimes too, but only temporarily. As a loan, so to speak. > [@markn\_1](#): > > I am quite surprised and fairly horrified that the eel was still alive at that point. Eels are tough. > [@nearwildheaven](#): > > I don’t blame the poor eel for chewing its way out of his colon, either. Sashimi from the other side’s point of view, hitting back hard. Seems fair to me. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/75 "2024-08-24T21:14:33Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Lemon is absurd! Maybe he was thinking of it as ceviche and wanted to kill the worms. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/76 "2024-08-24T21:19:53Z")
That does not work. Worms are tough too. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/77 "2024-08-24T21:56:37Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > (And kudos to all the song writers so far, each was hilarious!) Yes, I clicked on this thread thinking “Why, _why_, am I opening this? Surely I’m going to regret it.” But some of the posts here have been almost worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Nyvaak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Nyvaak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nyvaak)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/78 "2024-08-24T21:58:59Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Some people really need to find a hobby. > > ~VOW Correction: Some people need to find a _different_ hobby. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/79 "2024-08-24T22:13:17Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Lemon is absurd! Everyone knows lemon is for filet of sole. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/80 "2024-08-24T22:36:00Z")
Kinky things with colostomies. Ok…ewwww. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=5)