# Man sticks live eel (and lemon) up his rectum in attempt to feel "intense sensation", succeeds spectacularly **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123 "2024-08-24T00:13:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/121 "2024-08-27T03:33:53Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Given evangelist Ray Comfort’s argument that [bananas’ fitting in the human hand is proof of Intelligent Design,](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_argument) I wonder if anyone’s pointed out to Mr Comfort that the erect human penis fits into the human hand and asked what that proves? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/122 "2024-08-27T03:47:38Z")
> [@Steven\_Maven](#): > > When ++I++ was a youngster we used 2 hard-boiled eggs & a piece of cheesecake. (Does ANYONE know that joke?) No cheesecake out our way. The last spoken line is “where’s my cookie?” ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@salinqmind1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind1)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/123 "2024-08-27T15:06:05Z")
🤣 😂 😅 🤣 😂 😅 …I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/124 "2024-08-27T15:09:03Z")
Don’t Google it. 😳 ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/125 "2024-08-27T21:50:44Z")
> [@salinqmind1](#): > > …I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon? Maybe they want to, but they’re more risk-averse, so they don’t end up in the news for doing stupid things like cramming sea serpents in there? ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/126 "2024-08-27T22:55:45Z")
> [@salinqmind1](#): > > I wonder, do women ever stuff things up their butts or is it a male-only phenomenon? [Not as much, apparently: no prostate.](https://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode/what-a-survey-on-anal-sex-and-masturbation-reveals-about-prostates-and/) (It’s a nice link! It’s Scientific American! Get your mind out of the gutter! 🤣 ) > [@](#): > > And so the sort of scientific question is that, like, “If you do this—put a finger or a toy or a penis up your bottom for sexual pleasure—is it _so_ much better if you have a prostate? Is that experience so much greater?” […] > > Thomas Gaither has now started this, what he calls the anorectal sexual function index, which is where he is starting to ask patients about, like, what it is—you know, receptive anal intercourse: how much pleasure they get, how much pain. […] > > In fact, over 50 percent of straight [cisgender] men had said that, “Yes, I, I have had anal masturbation.” So this is really common—and it was over a third of cisgender women. […] > > […] what we did find is that, you know, yes, in general, people with prostates were enjoying their orgasms more and were orgasming more frequently. But where things got complicated in the [data]—you know, suggesting that perhaps the prostate does play a role in sexual pleasure—nothing in our data suggested that it is some sex button for everyone. […] > > […] once we controlled for the experience people had—and so we just took people who had had quite a lot of experience with anal sex and anal masturbation—then we saw the differences between people with prostates and those without them got smaller and smaller and smaller. > > And so from that, and then from the anatomy, to go back to your question, when you look at the, like, nerves and blood vessels around people who have prostates and those without them, it’s all very, very similar. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/127 "2024-08-27T22:58:02Z")
Aaaaacccckkk. I don’t wanna read that. TMI ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/128 "2024-08-27T23:08:46Z")
Sorry hon, but salinqmind1 asked a question and I knew where the internet had stashed the answer. Around here that’s basically a binding contract. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/129 "2024-08-28T00:27:27Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have decided I do not like eels. Not one bit. Wait, how is the eel the bad guy in this story? ---
**Author:** ![Hakushon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hakushon/32/5503_2.png) [@Hakushon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakushon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/130 "2024-08-28T01:21:32Z")
Sexual Turducken would be a great name for a band. ---
**Author:** ![Hakushon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hakushon/32/5503_2.png) [@Hakushon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakushon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/131 "2024-08-28T01:23:52Z")
Buttcarrot would be a great name for a band. That name might require an umlaut over the u. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/132 "2024-08-28T01:25:01Z")
> [@Hakushon](#): > > Sexual Turducken Sexüal Türducken ---
**Author:** ![Hakushon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hakushon/32/5503_2.png) [@Hakushon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakushon)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/133 "2024-08-28T01:33:44Z")
When life gives you lemons… and an eel… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/134 "2024-08-28T03:13:01Z")
> [@Hakushon](#): > > When life gives you lemons… and an eel…. Make lemoneel? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/135 "2024-08-28T04:57:55Z")
We do _not_ need an inspirational poster to go with that, thank you…! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/136 "2024-08-28T04:59:06Z")
I’ve heard their live show is banned in over sixty countries. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/137 "2024-08-28T06:17:08Z")
Slimy. Bitey. Bad dinner date, all around. Didn’t show itself out. Oh, and ruined sea life TV documentaries for me forever. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/138 "2024-08-28T10:28:27Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh, and ruined sea life TV documentaries for me forever. Look, just don’t swim naked in the ocean, and you’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/139 "2024-08-28T10:50:22Z")
It’s like a backdoor Candiru. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123/140 "2024-08-28T10:51:40Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > backdoor Candiru Band name. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sticks-live-eel-and-lemon-up-his-rectum-in-attempt-to-feel-intense-sensation-succeeds-spectacularly/1006123.md?page=8)