# Man Stool...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796 "2007-08-16T06:31:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/1 "2007-08-16T06:31:52Z")

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probably NSFW no language (that I spotted) or nudity but still probably to racy for work  
[http://www.theblogblog.net/?p=850](http://www.theblogblog.net/?p=850)  
its teh funny

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/2 "2007-08-16T06:33:46Z")

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I’m glad that wasn’t what it could have been.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/3 "2007-08-16T06:39:44Z")

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Made me chuckle. Wickedly. I’m telling my mates. 😃

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/4 "2007-08-16T06:55:48Z")

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yeah I have to admit I was reluctant to click the link as well. well worth it though.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/5 "2007-08-16T14:43:13Z")

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I think I’d like it so long as it didn’t form a vacuum.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/6 "2007-08-16T17:26:22Z")

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The ass check recess is about right, it’s a shame the nut holder is so undersized.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/7 "2007-08-16T17:46:45Z")

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I think that’s because it’s supposed to act less like a brassiere and more like a golf tee.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/8 "2007-08-16T17:48:44Z")

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Ah, more “lift” than “separate”. Gotcha.

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**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/9 "2007-08-16T17:48:55Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
like a golf tee.  
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Thank you for the horrendous mental image.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/10 "2007-08-16T17:50:13Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
I think that’s because it’s supposed to act less like a brassiere and more like a golf tee.  
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Well, maybe not \*exactly \* like a golf tee. I hope.

Sorry, didn’t realize \*\*stoli \*\* and I were posting at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/11 "2007-08-16T17:53:30Z")

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Somehow from the title and a post by **lieu** I expected something about, well, poop.

Sending the link to Mr. Anachi, though. 😃

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/12 "2007-08-16T18:16:32Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
I think that’s because it’s supposed to act less like a brassiere and more like a golf tee.  
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My bad, never tried to tee up a basketball.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/13 "2007-08-16T18:23:19Z")

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I like how the nut holes are not even. That’s yer quality craftsmanship, there.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/14 "2007-08-16T18:39:02Z")

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I doubt there’s much of a mass-market appeal, since it’s unlikely that one size fits all.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/15 "2007-08-16T19:23:08Z")

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All I saw was a nice stool with a heart carved into it.

You people have dirty minds.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/16 "2007-08-16T22:02:11Z")

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A chair made for men and there’s no fart hole? Humph.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/17 "2007-08-17T03:31:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
All I saw was a nice stool with a heart carved into it.

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Heart shaped stool??? That sounds like something that would come out of my dog.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stool/415796/18 "2007-08-17T03:38:10Z")

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You know, between this and the [Nut Bra](http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/34116/detail/) (Probably NSFW for fake bungee nads) we men have got our balls covered!
