# Man stuck waist deep in chocolate. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361 "2006-08-19T18:09:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/1 "2006-08-19T18:09:40Z")
Can you get too much chocolate? Yes! [Waist deep in chocolate.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5264566.stm?ls) Brought to you by Wisconsin the bizarre state. Maybe Burlington should add this to their chocolate festival. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/2 "2006-08-19T18:31:14Z")
mmmm, chocolate covered bacon. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/3 "2006-08-19T19:34:23Z")
\*What did you do when you fell into the chocolate? What did you do when you fell into the chocolate? What did you do when you fell into the chocolate? Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate I yelled “Fire” when I fell into the Chocolate Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate? Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate? Why’d you yell “Fire” when you fell into the Chocolate? Lolly Doo Dum Lolly Doo Dum Dey\* **Because I knew no one would come help me if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"** – Old Smothers Brothers song ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/4 "2006-08-19T19:38:55Z")
I want to see the Insurance form they fill out for this. My favorite line: > [@](#): > > The accident involved dark chocolate. Because, you know, that’s of high importance. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/5 "2006-08-19T19:59:14Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I want to see the Insurance form they fill out for this. My favorite line: Because, you know, that’s of high importance. [/QUOTE] With all that cocoa butter, he should have smooth skin. I wonder if he tried to take advantage of his soak, by hitting on women. I can imagine the women saying “Excuse me for being bold, but you smell wonderful.”. This could get errotic if I go on. so I’ll drop it here. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/6 "2006-08-19T20:19:20Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] My favorite line: [/QUOTE] That’s the point where I spewed energy drink out of my nose. It’s still funny, however, I am feeling less energetic. “The accident involved dark chocolate.” That’s fucking _poetry_. ---
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/7 "2006-08-19T20:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] With all that cocoa butter, he should have smooth skin. I wonder if he tried to take advantage of his soak, by hitting on women. I can imagine the women saying “Excuse me for being bold, but you smell wonderful.”. This could get errotic if I go on. so I’ll drop it here. [/QUOTE] Hell, i was thinking, does he need someone to lick it off? ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/8 "2006-08-19T20:45:49Z")
It was WAIST DEEP! He could have DIED. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/9 "2006-08-19T21:07:37Z")
[QUOTE=Boscibo] It was WAIST DEEP! He could have DIED. [/QUOTE] “Death by Chocolate?” ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/10 "2006-08-19T21:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > A 21-year-old US man ended up in hospital after spending **two hours** trapped in a vat of chocolate, police in Wisconsin said on Friday. (bolding mine) I’ll bet they could’ve rescued him sooner if he had quit climbing back in! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/11 "2006-08-19T21:20:26Z")
**CalMeacham** , that’s _exactly_ the first thing I thought of! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/12 "2006-08-20T01:38:58Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I want to see the Insurance form they fill out for this. My favorite line: > [@](#): > > The accident involved dark chocolate. Because, you know, that’s of high importance. [/QUOTE] That pissed me off. You know that if it had been a vat of _white_ chocolate, they’d never have mentioned it in the article. But since it’s _dark_ chocolate, they got to make a big deal about it. This country is so damn racist. Also, delicious. But mostly racist. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/13 "2006-08-20T04:05:42Z")
Perhaps he was looking for [the Virgin Mary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384718). ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/14 "2006-08-20T06:34:47Z")
I was in a vat up to waist in chocolate. Sure buddy, that’s why there are Hershey squirts on your BVDs. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/15 "2006-08-20T11:14:28Z")
[QUOTE=Boscibo] It was WAIST DEEP! He could have DIED. [/QUOTE] True enough, but what a way to go… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/16 "2006-08-20T13:36:30Z")
Choclate Nut Clusters 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/17 "2006-08-20T15:01:41Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] “Death by Chocolate?” [/QUOTE] No, [Death by Chocolate](http://www.deathbychocolate.ca/) > [@Miller](#): > > That pissed me off. You know that if it had been a vat of white chocolate, they’d never have mentioned it in the article. But since it’s dark chocolate, they got to make a big deal about it. This country is so damn racist. Dude, you are channeling **Diogenes the Cynic**. Quick switch to decafe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/18 "2006-08-20T15:13:40Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] Choclate Nut Clusters 😃 [/QUOTE] Now that’s funneeee!!; ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/19 "2006-08-20T18:09:02Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] That pissed me off. You know that if it had been a vat of _white_ chocolate, they’d never have mentioned it in the article. But since it’s _dark_ chocolate, they got to make a big deal about it. This country is so damn racist. [/QUOTE] Well, dark chocolate is _stastically_ 2/3 more likely to be involved in these types of incidents than white chocolate. You can’t argue with statistics. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/20 "2006-08-20T18:51:37Z")
I was wondering what happened to Augustus Gloop. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361.md?page=2)