# Man stuck waist deep in chocolate.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 19, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361 "2006-08-19T18:09:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/21 "2006-08-20T19:01:41Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]

Because, you know, that’s of high importance.  
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The BBC has a habit of those kind of useful facts. Consider [this classic](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4245723.stm), which ends with:

> [@](#):
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> The Ministry of Defence spokesman did not confirm what toppings were on the pizza.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-stuck-waist-deep-in-chocolate/369361/22 "2006-08-21T01:42:16Z")

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I have always thought that if you don’t get to go in your sleep the next best option is in a giant vat of chocolate.

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