# Man sucks out girlfriend's eyeball... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723 "2007-12-20T17:05:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/21 "2007-12-21T19:51:33Z")
You guys deserve 39 lashes. I thought this place was more hi-brow. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/22 "2007-12-21T22:46:56Z")
Was it Kelly Clarkson, so we can find out what’s really “Behind These Hazel Eyes”? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/23 "2007-12-22T02:37:19Z")
Jaysus. And I though olives in matinis were a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/24 "2007-12-22T06:56:04Z")
These jokes are getting cornea and cornea. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/25 "2007-12-22T19:53:44Z")
All of you jokers should get 30 lashes. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/26 "2007-12-23T04:09:09Z")
So, I, unh, am probably going to regret asking this, and there is no way in hell I’m going to go look at that video, but the guy actually sucks a girl’s eyeball out? What does he do with it after that - stick it back in? Bite through the optic nerve? Why am I asking this? Am I tired of not having nightmares? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/27 "2007-12-23T04:11:33Z")
Great idea for a blind date: This guy who sucked out an eyeball and that British girl who pulled off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723/28 "2007-12-23T04:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] So, I, unh, am probably going to regret asking this, and there is no way in hell I’m going to go look at that video, but the guy actually sucks a girl’s eyeball out? What does he do with it after that - stick it back in? Bite through the optic nerve? Why am I asking this? Am I tired of not having nightmares? [/QUOTE] This is an old story, from September, and I couldn’t find any actual video of the event. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-sucks-out-girlfriends-eyeball/430723.md?page=1)