# Man views porn using Safari, files lawsuit against Apple

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501 "2013-07-14T19:30:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/21 "2013-07-15T01:55:39Z")

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From the linked article:

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> Sevier claims his porn addiction started because of a simple typo in Safari (he was trying to access “[facebook.com](http://facebook.com)”). He alleges Apple’s porn offering led to unfair competition between his wife and porn stars, which ultimately caused a deteriorating relationship.

Which begs some questions.

First, what word did he accidentally type instead of “[facebook.com](http://facebook.com)?” When one thinks of a typo, somehow “barely legal Asian pics” doesn’t normally come to mind.

Second is what sort of competition developed between his wife and the porn starts? From the _ahem_ third hand accounts I have of sex acts portrayed in such a genre, there apparently is a wide range of possible activities. I’m already fearful of running afoul of the rules here, so any further speculation must be done in another forum.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/22 "2013-07-15T02:49:01Z")

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> [@themouthbreather](#):
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> I’ll just leave this here. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw)

I was sure that was going to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/23 "2013-07-15T05:29:48Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> From the linked article: Which begs some questions.
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> First, what word did he accidentally type instead of “[facebook.com](http://facebook.com)?” When one thinks of a typo, somehow “barely legal Asian pics” doesn’t normally come to mind.

Actually that part is credible: [Typosquatting](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typosquatting).

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/24 "2013-07-15T08:25:37Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Oh, yeah? I’m suing Gwyneth Paltrow for naming her kid Apple.

I’m suing all the descendants of Johnny Appleseed.

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/25 "2013-07-15T12:02:26Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> Hey, it’s not that easy to type with just one hand while you’re watching porn with the other.

You watch porn with the other hand?!? :eek:

It’s Eve who’s responsible, back in the Garden of Eden she had the first Apple and she was nekkid!. 😃

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/26 "2013-07-15T12:11:20Z")

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Apple? Brilliant. I can’t believe I wasted all that time and effort suing Jergens.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-views-porn-using-safari-files-lawsuit-against-apple/663501/27 "2013-07-15T18:11:46Z")

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> [@dba\_Fred](#):
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> You watch porn with the other hand?!?

Well, you know what I mean. 😛

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