# Man walks into Queens McDonald's with a knife in his back **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697 "2014-06-26T14:32:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/21 "2014-06-26T16:40:32Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > That place was worse then Detroit! The most shocking part of the story for me was that it happened somewhere other than Philadelphia. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/22 "2014-06-26T16:46:10Z")
Did he cut to the front of the line or the back? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/23 "2014-06-26T16:51:54Z")
[Fatal stabbings blamed on fart jokes.](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41180961/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/police-fatal-stabbing-blamed-fart-jokes/) > [@](#): > > A Connecticut man is being held on murder and assault charges after allegedly stabbing four people, one fatally, because partygoers were making fun of his flatulence. He really cut one. Actually, several. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/24 "2014-06-26T16:52:55Z")
If you fart loudly in public, just shout ‘_Jet Power!_’ and walk faster. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/25 "2014-06-26T16:53:39Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Hardy was knifed a few minutes earlier when he tried to break up a mob of men hurling glass bottles at each other on Sutphin Boulevard near 91st Street, sources said. > > Yeah, when I see a mob of men hurling bottles at each other, I tend to mind my own business. Maybe he wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. I donno. Maybe he insulted someone in the process and tried to apologize. “I take it back.” and they misunderstood him. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/26 "2014-06-26T18:27:38Z")
They had to let out all of that bottled up rage. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/27 "2014-06-26T18:39:54Z")
A man walks into McDonalds with a knife in his back. “Hey you,” said the counter girl. “Do you know you have a knife in your back?” “No,” he replied, “but if you hum few bars, I can try to fake it.” All the other knife & back jokes were taken… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/28 "2014-06-26T18:46:36Z")
That’s a bad back joke:p ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/29 "2014-06-26T19:50:14Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > … > All the other knife & back jokes were taken… A priest, a rabbi and a guy with a knife in his back walk into a McDonalds. “Waddaya have?”, the counter girl asks. The priest says, “I’ll have a Big Mac”. The Rabbi says, “I’ll have some fires”. The guy with the knife in his back says, “AHHHGG! I’ve been stabbed!” Counter girl says, “Sorry, we’re out of AHHHGG!, How about a McFlurrie?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/30 "2014-06-26T19:52:17Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > A priest, a rabbi and a guy with a knife in his back walk into a McDonalds. > “Waddaya have?”, the counter girl asks. > The priest says, “I’ll have a Big Mac”. > The Rabbi says, “I’ll have some fires”. > The guy with the knife in his back says, “AHHHGG! I’ve been stabbed!” > Counter girl says, “Sorry, we’re out of AHHHGG!, How about a McFlurrie?” At least the brain freeze headache will get his mind off the knife in his back. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/31 "2014-06-26T19:57:59Z")
Serious question, just out of interest… does this count as concealed carry? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/32 "2014-06-26T20:00:37Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > Serious question, just out of interest… does this count as concealed carry? No, the handle is still visible. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/33 "2014-06-26T20:03:00Z")
I wonder if this will prompt McDonald’s to slash prices? ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/34 "2014-06-26T20:05:49Z")
Stabby meals? I’ll get my coat. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/35 "2014-06-26T20:20:40Z")
Sad to say, this reminds me of a tale about an in-law. His girlfriend cut him up pretty bad. His solution? Go down to the bar and order a beer. While still bleeding. At least the folks there called the cops. Big stink, arrested her, etc. Yeah, they’re still together.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/36 "2014-06-26T20:32:00Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > They had to let out all of that bottled up rage. I wouldn’t trust this bottle throwers, they’re real backstabbers. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/37 "2014-06-27T02:15:01Z")
They smile in your face: [the backstabbers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTeLePbB08) ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/38 "2014-06-27T02:19:33Z")
Sometimes you just really need some nuggets, you know? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/39 "2014-06-27T02:30:45Z")
Does McDonald’s even have kebabs? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697/40 "2014-06-27T02:34:28Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Does McDonald’s even have kebabs? I wouldn’t doubt it. They have poutine here, and McLobster in the Maritimes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-walks-into-queens-mcdonalds-with-a-knife-in-his-back/691697.md?page=3)