# Man wants to marry his porn-filled computer, draws parallel to gay marriage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084 "2014-05-09T21:43:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/21 "2014-05-10T00:20:59Z")
[Then there’s this.](http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/22 "2014-05-10T00:36:31Z")
Oh, Krieger-san! ::tee-hee:: ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/23 "2014-05-10T00:38:54Z")
THANK YOU, Larry Borgia - I hadn’t seen that before. The original letter was priceless, right up there with the Smithsonian Barbie letter. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/24 "2014-05-10T00:41:36Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > [Then there’s this.](http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206) Holy shit. Really? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/25 "2014-05-10T00:53:52Z")
Wait a minute. He wants to marry a product of the thing he previously tried to sue? That wouldn’t end well; there would be in-law issues for sure. nah how can he be so sure the computer would accept him? ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/26 "2014-05-10T01:13:58Z")
Wait until he gets an iPhone with Siri. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/27 "2014-05-10T01:22:42Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > [Then there’s this.](http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206) Wow! Just wow. I _ **never** _ thought I’d say this, but getting it on with real, live [cows](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=716685) suddenly seems kinda normal. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/28 "2014-05-10T01:29:22Z")
Gay marriage isn’t even legal in Florida, anyway. So basically his argument is: “I want to do something that is not legal. For justification, may I present this other similar thing which is… also not legal.” Hell, I support his lawsuit. If he wins, then homosexuals in the state can use it as precedence to win their rights as well. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/29 "2014-05-10T01:41:00Z")
I for one will bless this marriage if he can get a [USB 3.0 Micro B Male Solder Connector](http://www.showmecables.com/product/usb-30-micro-b-male-solder-connector.aspx) affixed to his penis. As the ad sez, “the USB solder connectors will provide dependable data transmission for years to come.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/30 "2014-05-10T01:50:46Z")
Getting back to Sevier’s lawsuit. I can’t help but notice his comment about how gay couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts”. If Chris isn’t aware that gay sex involves corresponding sexual parts, I think somebody needs to sit him down and explain the concept to him. Seriously, you’d think a guy with all that porn would know this. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/31 "2014-05-10T01:57:11Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Wait a minute. He wants to marry a product of the thing he previously tried to sue? That wouldn’t end well; there would be in-law issues for sure. nah how can he be so sure the computer would accept him? The report on Sevier’s last battle with computers and sex: [Lawyer Blames Apple for His Porn Addiction](http://www.thefix.com/content/lawyer-blames-apple-his-porn-addiction91913). And his previous [stalking](http://blogs.tennessean.com/tunein/2013/06/25/nashville-lawyer-accused-of-stalking-john-rich/) of country music singer John Rich. And he had already been declared mentally ill before any of this. The crazy runs deep in this one. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/32 "2014-05-10T01:59:44Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > As the ad sez, “the USB solder connectors will provide dependable data transmission for years to come.” One of my favorite early Woody Allen roles was when he portrayed “data” waiting for transmission. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/33 "2014-05-10T02:08:17Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > The computer does not have the mental capacity to marry. Exactly. All these attempts to compare same sex marriage to marrying objects, children and animals are fundamentally flawed in that one of the “partners” isn’t a consenting adult. > [@njtt](#): > > The woman who married the Eiffel Tower can hardly have been doing it just for the sex \ She’s probably just a size queen. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/34 "2014-05-10T02:12:32Z")
A Sevier in Tennessee - I wonder if it’s royal-style inbreeding? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/35 "2014-05-10T02:28:39Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > I for one will bless this marriage if he can get a [USB 3.0 Micro B Male Solder Connector](http://www.showmecables.com/product/usb-30-micro-b-male-solder-connector.aspx) affixed to his penis. As the ad sez, “the USB solder connectors will provide dependable data transmission for years to come.” And I wonder what sort of virus protection they will need now? ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/36 "2014-05-10T02:46:51Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Wait until he gets an iPhone with Siri. What, is she funny or something? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/37 "2014-05-10T02:48:51Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > And I wonder what sort of virus protection they will need now? If its a Mac, its Unix. No problem. If its Windows on the other hand… (We’re gonna need a bigger thread - for all of the naysayers.) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/38 "2014-05-10T03:02:04Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > If its a Mac, its Unix. No problem. If its Windows on the other hand… (We’re gonna need a bigger thread - for all of the naysayers.) In this particular case, it should be called Eunuchs. That’ll teach him to fool around with naïve young processors. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/39 "2014-05-10T03:16:38Z")
😃 > [@CheshireKat](#): > > In this particular case, it should be called Eunuchs. That’ll teach him to fool around with naïve young processors. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-wants-to-marry-his-porn-filled-computer-draws-parallel-to-gay-marriage/688084/40 "2014-05-10T03:36:34Z")
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