It’s all dark meat on an emu.
PatrickLondon:
RUN!!
Always hike with a slower friend.
Mother’s been at the beans again?
ftg
July 27, 2022, 5:02pm
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“Man Wards off Emus with Pool Noodles”
So, how did the emus get hold of the pool noodles?
Same way the panda got the gun or bow (depends on the picture).
That’s the panda that eats shoots and leaves?
In my experience, both pronunciations are used (and reflected in American dictionaries, with the “ee-myoo” first.) I’ve generally heard “ee-myoo”, though, as an American. All three American pronunciation samples on forvo.com are “ee-myoo”, for example:
No, the one I’m talking about eats, shoots & leaves.
This week in emu news:
Hotel Chef, Adamant Emu Stop Driver Fleeing Wreck
After crashing into a storefront, a runaway alleged drunk driver was pursued by the chef and relentlessly pecked by the fleet-footed bird.
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Hotel chef Dean Wade figured his foot chase of a driver who crashed a pickup truck into Malmesbury, England, storefront was over when they reached the fence of a wildlife sanctuary.
“Don’t go in there, look at that emu, it will do you in,” Wade warned the runaway driver, according to The Times.
“The driver is throwing kung fu kicks and punches and the emu is moving its neck out of the way and jabbing him in the ribs and the head,” Wade recounted. “It must have hurt.”
“It was stabbing his body all over,” Wade told The Washington Post .
Wiltshire police later charged the man, whom they didn’t name, with drunk driving and other crash-related offenses, according to the Post . They said he sustained minor injuries.
Don’t bring inadequate kung-fu moves to an emu fight.
Any fool knows you have to bring pool noodles