# Man with insanely huge penis makes sure everyone knows it **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 6, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284 "2003-08-06T06:00:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/41 "2003-08-07T00:37:47Z")
Nah, make that an innertube. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/42 "2003-08-07T01:32:43Z")
Damnit, you people used up all his bandwidth and now I can’t see it. Unless somebody else has a shot of him in his stretch pants. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/43 "2003-08-07T01:47:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Damnit, you people used up all his bandwidth and now I can’t see it. Unless somebody else has a shot of him in his stretch pants. \*\* Do as Glory suggested. ie “I did a (google) search on his name, the second link had a photograph.” That link has a picture more umm… “ready” and funnier than anything in his web page. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/44 "2003-08-07T01:57:50Z")
I went to Quizno’s for dinner. I ordered a large sandwich. I realize that this man’s dong is bigger than my sandwich. That’s impressive (only one word for it…). ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/45 "2003-08-07T04:48:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by badmana \* > \*\*Oh hell, how do you even masturbate with something like that? \*\* It takes two hands to handle a Whopper. But I bet [this guy](http://www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/tn/bigcock.jpg.html) has a bigger cock. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/46 "2003-08-07T04:50:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \* > \*\*I bet he never gets any. No WAY is that thing coming anywhere near me, I don’t know about the rest of you girls! \*\* Well, [this woman](http://www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/tn/natura1.jpg.html) loves it. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/47 "2003-08-07T04:56:19Z")
Is this the same Jonah Falcon I remember posting to rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/48 "2003-08-07T05:04:45Z")
> [@](#): > > “When erect, Falcon’s penis generates enough heat to warm hands – campfire style – from a distance of six inches.” Cite? I guess the guy figures he can be fat and out of shape if he’s well-hung. (It’s hard to be uglier than Ron Jeremy.) But who could fuck that anyway? Seems like a variant of the saying “anything more than a mouthful is wasted”… ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/49 "2003-08-07T05:32:22Z")
Most men have only one reason for living… more than likely this man feels he’s the luckiest one in the world. You could argue, “hey he just wants to share to love…” lol ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/50 "2003-08-07T05:55:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Leaper \* > \*\*Is this the same Jonah Falcon I remember posting to rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc? \*\* No google has a page for him also, but it appears to be a completely different guy. Some kind of bad/cheesy movie fangeek. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/51 "2003-08-07T07:46:12Z")
All this makes me think about the recent [John Dillinger](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=201671) photo debate. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/52 "2003-08-07T14:31:15Z")
Re. “second link on google”… Did anyone read the comments after? Good sweet jeebus thank you for the internet oasis that is the SDMB. Oh, yeah, thats a big, big willy. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/53 "2003-08-08T05:30:14Z")
But it’s nothing like being [hung like a moose.](http://www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/moose_dropping/) ---
**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/54 "2003-08-11T06:37:03Z")
Oh my god that is sick. Poor guy could never have protected sex. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/55 "2003-08-11T07:11:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by badmana \* > \*\*Oh hell, how do you even masturbate with something like that? \*\* PVC pipe and lots of lube. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284/56 "2003-08-11T11:44:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \* > \*\*By employing a well-lubricated bunt-cake mold. \*\* He can do it, too. He’s got the bat and he has two balls. And everyone knows you can bunt with two balls. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/man-with-insanely-huge-penis-makes-sure-everyone-knows-it/193284.md?page=2)