# Mangle the thread title!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 26, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136 "2006-07-26T19:00:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/1 "2006-07-26T19:00:03Z")
As in “Is It Time to Impeach Bush for Incontinence?” with perhaps a snippet of the content therein (“I’ve had with with W.'s need to out-do his daddy all the time, and this latest episode, where he surrendered control over his sphincter muscle at a state dinner, convinces me that we need to begin impeachment hearings ASAP, before he takes out his willie and ASAPees in some foriegn leader’s face…”)
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/2 "2006-07-26T21:03:51Z")
Threadle the Magley-Tit!
How’s that?
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/3 "2006-07-26T21:22:03Z")
Man “Gill” … uh … Owt Askew On Treadle!
OK, so it’s not very good. I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
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### Author:  [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/4 "2006-07-26T21:36:16Z")
**Ask the Elf-Injurer**
I don’t know why I do it, it must be their annoying little faces and upturned shoes. Am I the only one? Ask away, people.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/5 "2006-07-26T21:40:36Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Man “Gill” … uh … Owt Askew On Treadle!
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> OK, so it’s not very good. I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
yay! I can’t believe I get to do this!
Noooooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is fear and and surprise! Our cheaf weapons are fear, surprise…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!
…AMONGST our weaponry…
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [July 26, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/6 "2006-07-26T22:13:14Z")
Hey Condi, you’re in public… enough of the constipated feces!
Gym Rats: Help me build some upper-body stench
What kind of earings do chess GrandMasters make?
Please explain the Middle Earth crisis
What are the arguments for and against school vultures?
Which marital art should I learn?
Academic sperm.
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### Author:  [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/7 "2006-07-27T00:32:42Z")
Nice, **Bippy.**
**What are your plans for after the Rupture?**
Well, I for one thing plan to cut back on my physical activity considerably…
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### Author:  [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/8 "2006-07-27T00:46:57Z")
**On What Basis Should Lawmowers Mow Lawns?**
I’m sick, I tell ya, sick of all these officious dickwads deciding “Ooh, my grass looks awfully high to me…” and so they wage war against nature and any sign of its recent growth
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [July 27, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mangle-the-thread-title/366136/9 "2006-07-27T15:23:58Z")
Indian vs Las Vegas Casanovas? : Who has the best manhos
Israel’s Testicle Situation : Is an average of one per person enough?
Tobasco should be outlawed in all public places : too hot to handle?
One Performance that destroyed an otter : Ozzie moves up the food chain
I need a really good pick up recipe. STAT! : Just met this great guy, help me!
Anyone else watching Urea on SciFi? : Makes a change from the usual crap.
Lance Bass cums out of the closet onto the cover of People : Showing off his trick shots now