# Manhattan is a Twinkie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 13, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050 "2003-03-13T06:27:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/41 "2003-03-14T14:19:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Loopus \*  
> \*\*Even though that’s a fallacious argument, it cracked me up. 😃 \*\*

You callin’ me low-down equivocator? 😉

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/42 "2003-03-14T14:30:48Z")

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**Manhattan** is a stack of unmarked currency, small bills, non-sequential numbers.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/43 "2003-03-14T14:32:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \*  
> \*\*Hijack  
> Do you post in EVERY thread you open?  
> /hijack \*\*

Date Registered: 01-06-2003  
Status: Member  
Total Posts: 1467 (21.92 posts per day)

I would say yes.

😉

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/44 "2003-03-14T15:54:17Z")

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No, I open lots of threads I don’t post to. 😛

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**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/45 "2003-03-14T18:29:52Z")

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**Manhattan** is an AOL Trial CD - With 1,000,000 Free Hours\*!  
\*Within first month of service.

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/46 "2003-03-14T18:35:30Z")

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**Manhattan** is about twenty-four dollars worth of beads and trinkets.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/47 "2003-03-14T18:56:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\ ***manhattan** is a blow job \*\*

Damn, you beat me to it. I was gonna say:

**manhattan** is an orgasm.

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**Author:** ![aleksia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/91b2a8/32.png) [@aleksia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aleksia)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/48 "2003-03-14T20:33:40Z")

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I think, I **REALLY** like Manhattan… 😃

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/49 "2003-03-14T21:28:55Z")

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I guess **Manhattan is a troll**. I’m not too up on gay bar lingo. Who knew?

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/50 "2003-03-15T00:13:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> \*\*I guess if he and I meet at a Dopefest, I’ll have to find out if he has a cream filling. 😃 \*\*

Of course, I’ll have to do follow up test and confirm **Gobear’s** results. All in the interest of science, of course! 😃

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**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/51 "2003-03-15T00:50:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> **_Manhatta_n** is someone known to ban posters who misspell his name. \*\*

**Manhatt_e_n** is also one who has said “Golly Gee Gosh Darn” when I intentionally mispell his name in weak attempts at humor.

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**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-is-a-twinkie/161050/52 "2003-03-15T00:52:13Z")

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How in the HELL can i misspell “misspell”?! :smack:

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