# Manhattan Prosecutors file criminal charges for Trump re Stormy Daniels case - ongoing discussion here (Guilty on all 34 counts, May 30, 2024)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
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**Created:** [March 9, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953 "2023-03-09T22:53:57Z")\
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This sparrow

> **[Sammy Davis Jr. – Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow (Baretta’s Theme)](https://genius.com/Sammy-davis-jr-keep-your-eye-on-the-sparrow-barettas-theme-lyrics)**
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> Don't go to bed with no price on your head / Don't do it / Don't do the crime if you can't do the time / Keep your eye on the sparrow / When the going gets narrow / Don't roll the

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5442 "2024-05-30T22:41:25Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> British lexicographer Susie Dent (of _Countdown_ fame) clearly had this one already loaded in the chamber:
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> [x.com](https://x.com/susie_dent/status/1796297253872918654?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

How appropriate. When I looked up “mumpsimus” and followed the link to Merriam-Webster’s entry:

> **[Definition of MUMPSIMUS](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mumpsimus)**
>
> a bigoted adherent to exposed but customary error; a custom or tenet adhered to by a mumpsimus… See the full definition

At the bottom of the page it linked to:

> **[A Handy Guide to Ruffians, Rapscallions, Cads & More](https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/charming-words-for-nasty-people)**
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> 22 Charming Words for Nasty People

The picture for that article just fits this case so well.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5443 "2024-05-30T22:43:03Z")

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All those dipshits donating today in their righteous anger are doing nothing buy paying down the accrued interest on Trump’s $400 million fine. Not a dime of that will help get him, or any other RNC figure, elected.

Don’t forget this when you hear of “record donations” or “the websites were down!” Who gives a shit - that money isn’t going anywhere but to the State of New York and his other creditors.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5444 "2024-05-30T22:44:21Z")

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Trump’s face was red and he was frowning as he walked out of the courtroom. Trump and his son Eric exchanged an emotional handshake as Trump departed, as Eric patted his father on the back and followed behind him with the rest of Trump’s entourage or advisors and lawyers. Steve Witkoff was the only apparent supporting guest aside from Trump’s son in attendance when the verdict was read.

From here: [https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/30/politics/what-it-was-like-inside-the-courtroom-as-donald-trump-was-found-guilty-of-34-felonies/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/30/politics/what-it-was-like-inside-the-courtroom-as-donald-trump-was-found-guilty-of-34-felonies/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5445 "2024-05-30T22:46:04Z")

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I’m no legal expert but the Defence were on the backfoot from early on in the trial after trying to deny Stormey Daniels’s account of their encounter. She was believable and consistent - it cannot look good for the Defence when they insist on denying something that so plainly did occur.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5446 "2024-05-30T22:47:02Z")

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Alvin Bragg speaking.

Bragg is taking questions now.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5447 "2024-05-30T22:48:20Z")

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An amusing comment that he might not be able to get a real estate license.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
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They were on the back foot due to their client.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
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> [@JohnT](#):
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> From Will Stancil: “Trump should drop out immediately. He is a convicted felon, he faces massive future legal jeopardy, it’s completely inappropriate for a man like him to run for president of the United States. There are other Republicans who can run in his stead. This shouldn’t be debatable.”

That would be a good argument, if Trump was running for the benefit of the country.

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I scared a cat at that comment.

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> They were on the back foot due to their client.

Quite. I doubt they would have chosen to run their defence like that.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Trump and his son Eric exchanged an emotional handshake as Trump departed, as Eric patted his father on the back and followed behind him with the rest of Trump’s entourage or advisors and lawyers.

Being a convicted felon could have some implications on Trump’s ability to serve various roles in his business, or risk the company much higher interest rates on loans, larger collateral requirements, etc. He might need to hand the company over to Eric.

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**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5453 "2024-05-30T22:50:14Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> 2016 was 15 years ago?
> 
> I better fix my clocks.

Sort of. I assume that Mr Walsh was referring to the actual affair itself, in that case. Per Wikipedia (bolding mine): “In October 2016, shortly before the presidential election, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen paid Daniels $130,000 to deny that she had an **affair with Trump a decade earlier in 2006**.”

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As a non-merkin, I think it’s downright inconsiderate that we get this highly & copiously toastable news at 8am on a work day.

And also, on the expectations front, you (DEM) guys better win in Nov in a landslide now.  
If it’s too close to call or a split EC vs popular vote or worse (GOP) claim the win … that’s going to get a tad hairy.

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> and no other convictions.

Doesn’t he have 34 convictions. Or are they saying the first 34 don’t count. It’s the 35th that tips you over?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@asterion](#):
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> > Eugene V Debs in 1920.
> 
> You can go to joeexotic2024. com (space to prevent a link) to see a convicted felon running for president **today**.
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> ETA: Damn, ninja’d by seconds!

Seconds? Try [an hour.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/5305) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
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> [@Catamount](#):
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> The soundtrack for tonight should include this song from MST3K’s “Phantom Planet”: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LAf9-QxvQ&t=2086s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1LAf9-QxvQ&t=2086s)

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> Mine is eye on the sparrow.
> 
> Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.

Now that’s the song I keep expecting to hear. ( " **Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow**", also known as " **Baretta’s Theme**")

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> [@velomont](#):
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> Sort of. I assume that Mr Walsh was referring to the actual affair itself, in that case.

Which was not the crime in question or directly related to any of the charges.

If he has so little understanding of what this case was about, his opinion means less than nothing.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
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> [@penultima\_thule](#):
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> As a non-merkin, I think it’s downright inconsiderate that we get this highly & copiously toastable news at 8am on a work day.

Call in sick, and have a few. Hey, as the song says, it’s five o’clock somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> He might need to hand the company over to Eric.

Wow. That’s quite a harsh punishment.

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