# Manhattan Prosecutors file criminal charges for Trump re Stormy Daniels case - ongoing discussion here (Guilty on all 34 counts, May 30, 2024)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
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**Created:** [March 9, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953 "2023-03-09T22:53:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/541 "2023-03-30T23:47:32Z")

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ON MY BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY! HE GOT INDICTED ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

🎂🥳🎊🎉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/542 "2023-03-30T23:48:27Z")

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Happy birthday, @JohnT ! I hope you are enjoying this gift!

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/543 "2023-03-30T23:51:46Z")

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I was working away in my office and one of the guys stuck his head in the door.

“Trump’s been indicted”, he said.

“For which?” I said.

“The New York hush money thing.” Pause. “But it’s significant that you have to ask that.”

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/544 "2023-03-30T23:57:01Z")

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Just heard the news, popped the champagne and sat down to catch up on the thread 😁

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/545 "2023-03-30T23:57:44Z")

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@JohnT You will forever know a bit of trivia.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/546 "2023-03-31T00:03:06Z")

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What a wonderful birthday present! Congrats!!!

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/547 "2023-03-31T00:10:01Z")

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I know people are saying that this case is small potatoes compared to trying organize a putsch and intimidate electoral officials.

But it is somehow fitting that the first thing Trump is ever charged with is something really sleazy.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/548 "2023-03-31T00:10:09Z")

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I’m viewing this as a five champagne bottle progression"

First indictment (CHECK!)  
First conviction  
First indictment on charges likely to lead to jail time  
First prison sentence  
The day he actually goes to prison

Each are worthy of celebration in and of themselves. The journey is the reward.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/549 "2023-03-31T00:10:16Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> ON MY BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY! HE GOT INDICTED ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
> 
> 🎂🥳🎊🎉

Mazel tov!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/550 "2023-03-31T00:22:36Z")

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> [@suranyi](#):
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> My 86 year old mom just texted me:
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> “The first time in a while I am drinking a little wine. I am celebrating the Indictment of Trump.”

Well bless her 86-year-old semi-tee-totalin’ heart! I myself have an entire bottle of wine and a large bottle of vodka on the go for this occasion!

The added bonus is the Orange Peril’s tweeted “respect” for grand juries just yesterday when the Orange One thought they were deferring an indictment. 😆

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/551 "2023-03-31T00:24:47Z")

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I was not gonna do this champagne thing but I found a split of Cava and some blackcurrant cordial left over from newyears in the fridge and am sitting down for my upcoming zoom meeting with a glass of (sorta) kir royale. Santé, everybody!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/552 "2023-03-31T00:38:57Z")

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Just for the record, this is not the first time a President or ex-President has faced criminal charges. Grant was arrested for speeding. IIRC, the arresting officer (a black man)'s words were “Sir, I have the utmost respect for you, but the law is the law”. President Grant pled guilty.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/553 "2023-03-31T00:48:11Z")

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[Huh you are totally correct.](https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/presidential-arrest-ulysses-s-grant-was-cited-speeding-1872/HBYE4N2WCRFCJEE5HGOP2JXBKU/)

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> At the police station, Grant put up his $20 so he would not have to spend the night in jail. According to the Official Data Foundation [website](https://www.officialdata.org/us/inflation/1872?amount=20), $20 in 1872 is equivalent to [$493.18](https://www.officialdata.org/us/inflation/1872?amount=20) in 2023.
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> “They ended up letting him pay a fine and walk back to the White House,” Lanier told [WTOP](https://wtop.com/news/2012/10/dc-police-once-arrested-a-us-president-for-speeding/).
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> [Arresting officer William Henry] “West is a little embarrassed because, after all, this is the president of the United States,” Marszalek told [NPR](https://www.npr.org/2018/12/22/679448648/that-time-a-president-got-in-trouble-with-the-police). “But he did his duty. And nothing is heard of it again.”
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> Grant later heard a rumor that West’s job was in jeopardy because he arrested the president and the other horse racing teams that day, the Star reported.
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> “Grant immediately sent a special messenger to the chief of police, complimenting West on his fearlessness in making arrests, and made it plain that he would not allow any harm to come to West,” the newspaper reported.
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> West had a long career in uniform.

Damn. Remember when Republican Presidents had that kind of class?

(To be fair, I would readily believe that George H. W. Bush would have copped to a speeding ticket from a black traffic cop and written a letter in defense of said cop if he faced unfair repercussions.)\

scuse typos hee hee this drink is goood

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/554 "2023-03-31T00:48:46Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> ON MY BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY! HE GOT INDICTED ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

No fair! He just complained about being indicted on my birthday.

Also, happy cake day!

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**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/555 "2023-03-31T01:02:29Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1641575007552778243?s=20>

> The weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda turns the rule of law on its head.
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> It is un-American.
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> The Soros-backed Manhattan District Attorney has consistently bent the law to downgrade felonies and to excuse criminal misconduct. Yet, now he is stretching the law to target a political opponent.
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> Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.

DeSantis is already groveling at the alter of the orange defendant, saying Florida will refuse to help with extradition if asked. How that “party of law and order” working out for you, Ronny? I forgot, it’s not illegal if a Republican does it. /s

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/556 "2023-03-31T01:05:05Z")

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Republicans respect “law and order” like they respect “life”.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/557 "2023-03-31T01:21:30Z")

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Maddow is apparently worried about DeSantis just now on her show. (Don’t have clip yet.) This is what could lead to trouble if CFSG refuses to show up. I’m confused about this. HE won’t be able to campaign entirely from Florida, so he wouldn’t be able to leave FL.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/558 "2023-03-31T01:26:49Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> His statement:
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> > [@](#):
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> > “This is Political Persecution and Election Interference at the highest level in history. From the time I came down the golden escalator at Trump Tower, and even before I was sworn in as your President of the United States, the Radical Left Democrats — the enemy of the hard-working men and women of this Country — have been engaged in a Witch-Hunt to destroy the Make America Great Again movement. You remember it just like I do: Russia, Russia, Russia; the Mueller Hoax; Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine; Impeachment Hoax 1; Impeachment Hoax 2; the illegal and unconstitutional Mar-a-Lago raid; and now this.
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> > “The Democrats have lied, cheated and stolen in their obsession with trying to ‘Get Trump,’ but now they’ve done the unthinkable — indicting a completely innocent person in an act of blatant Election Interference.
> > 
> > “Never before in our Nation’s history has this been done. The Democrats have cheated countless times over the decades, including spying on my campaign, but weaponizing our justice system to punish a political opponent, who just so happens to be a President of the United States and by far the leading Republican candidate for President, has never happened before. Ever.
> > 
> > “Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, who was hand-picked and funded by George Soros, is a disgrace. Rather than stopping the unprecedented crime wave taking over New York City, he’s doing Joe Biden’s dirty work, ignoring the murders and burglaries and assaults he should be focused on. This is how Bragg spends his time!
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> > “I believe this Witch-Hunt will backfire massively on Joe Biden. The American people realize exactly what the Radical Left Democrats are doing here. Everyone can see it. So our Movement, and our Party — united and strong — will first defeat Alvin Bragg, and then we will defeat Joe Biden, and we are going to throw every last one of these Crooked Democrats out of office so we can MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
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> Note: Paragraph breaks added by me.

Wow. That is pure RW buzzword bingo. The only thing missing is a reference to Hillary’s emails.

Unsurprising, but still impressive in a juvenile ignorant way.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/559 "2023-03-31T01:27:37Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Just for the record, this is not the first time a President or ex-President has faced criminal charges. Grant was arrested for speeding. IIRC, the arresting officer (a black man)'s words were “Sir, I have the utmost respect for you, but the law is the law”. President Grant pled guilty.

Coward. That was a democratic lead witch hunt to take down the greatest president in history. GREATER THAN LINCOLN!

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/560 "2023-03-31T01:48:46Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Wow. That is pure RW buzzword bingo.

You know Trump didn’t write that. I’m trying to imagine having that job.

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