# Manhattan Prosecutors file criminal charges for Trump re Stormy Daniels case - ongoing discussion here (Guilty on all 34 counts, May 30, 2024)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
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**Created:** [March 9, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953 "2023-03-09T22:53:57Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1161 "2024-04-10T22:51:30Z")

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His dodgy bond is civil, so he doesn’t have to be there. I’m sure he will use it for a reason to delay something.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1162 "2024-04-10T22:54:55Z")

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Does Vegas have odds for something like: When Trump’s trial starts vs. when it’s scheduled to start?  
How many days/weeks following the scheduled start does it actually start?

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1163 "2024-04-10T22:56:57Z")

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Judge denied all of Trump’s latest attempts to delay the trial. On Monday it’s going to be on like Donkey Kong.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1164 "2024-04-10T22:57:27Z")

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You putting fake internet money on that?  
I have fifty units of fake internet money that says no Trump trial of any sort begins this coming monday.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1165 "2024-04-10T23:05:30Z")

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After @Odesio 's “on like Donkey Kong”, I misread that as “fake Internet monkey”.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1166 "2024-04-10T23:11:21Z")

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I have a fake Internet monkey I’d be willing to wager. He’s kind of a dick, though.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1167 "2024-04-10T23:30:12Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> You putting fake internet money on that?

I’m man enough to put 40 quatloos on the trial starting Monday.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1168 "2024-04-10T23:41:25Z")

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Trump having to be there every day for the trial is going to help his case, right? What with all the glaring and sighing and muttered comments to his lawyers and so forth – I mean, what jury doesn’t love seeing a criminal defendant show such respect for the court?

/s

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1169 "2024-04-11T00:02:58Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> You putting fake internet money on that?  
> I have fifty units of fake internet money that says no Trump trial of any sort begins this coming monday.

Would jury selection count under these conditions? Because that’s all that is supposed to begin on Monday.

And I’m 99.9% certain that will start as planned.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1170 "2024-04-11T00:17:03Z")

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Yeah, I’ll buy jury selection as officially happening trial.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1171 "2024-04-11T00:26:18Z")

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It’s going to start on Monday.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1172 "2024-04-11T00:33:15Z")

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How long is the trial set for? How much of Donnie’s campaign time is going to be needed?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1173 "2024-04-11T00:37:23Z")

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I think the time estimate is for 6 weeks, including jury selection.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1174 "2024-04-11T00:38:29Z")

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Poor Donnie.

Can’t come out and play with his friends for 6 weeks.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1175 "2024-04-11T00:40:13Z")

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Sure he can! He’ll be campaigning on the steps of the courthouse every single night!

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1176 "2024-04-11T00:41:30Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Can’t come out and play with his friends for 6 weeks.

Eh, he’s going to give a press conference after every day of trial, I’m sure. Well, not so much press conference as rant to reporters.

But it’s going to be all about his grievances. To the extent that donald was successful in 2016, it was because he vocalized the grievances of a white working class voting bloc. Now, it’s going to be all about _him_.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1177 "2024-04-11T00:46:15Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> To the extent that donald was successful in 2016, it was because he vocalized the grievances of a white working class voting bloc. Now, it’s going to be all about _him_.

This is what I was thinking. Sure the hard core MAGAts are going to go along with the Trump Grievance Hour. But just whining and crying and pouting every day about how this is soooooo unfaaaaair! is surely going to get tiresome after a while for a proportion of softer MAGAts. They want to see new amusing insults. They want new targets to hate. Just hearing the same whining song for 6 weeks is going to get boooooring. And MAGATs don’t like boring. They want entertainment.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1178 "2024-04-11T01:07:22Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Well, not so much press conference as rant to reporters.

Yes, he is going to rant about how he is being GAGGED and he doesn’t have any first amendment rights to talk about how he did nothing wrong, the judge hates him, it’s election interference. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened in this country! But he can’t say that! SAD.

He posted today at Truth Social:

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> On Monday I will be forced to sit, GAGGED…

How I wish that was literally true.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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At this rate I half-expect him to try some stunt in the courtroom to deliberately cause a mistrial. Either by directly threatening the jury or trying to assault one of the prosecutors or court staff.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-prosecutors-file-criminal-charges-for-trump-re-stormy-daniels-case-ongoing-discussion-here-guilty-on-all-34-counts-may-30-2024/980953/1180 "2024-04-11T02:14:49Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> At this rate I half-expect him to try some stunt in the courtroom to deliberately cause a mistrial.

I fully expect him to do this. (But so does Judge Merchan.)

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