# Manhattan: wake up call or whiny bitch?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 25, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439 "2005-05-25T15:07:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/21 "2005-05-25T15:55:23Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> For the moment, I’m apparently too stupid to actually do it.

This is a _good_ thing.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/22 "2005-05-25T15:58:54Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> > [@Bricker](#):
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> > For the moment, I’m apparently too stupid to actually do it.
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> This is a _good_ thing.

Seconded. **Bricker** rocks.

And if you left, **tomndebb** would probably develop carpal tunnel syndrome filling the “vocal and theologically knowledgeable Roman Catholic” void. Don’t do that to **tomndebb**!

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/23 "2005-05-25T16:00:00Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> This board skews left, _hard_.

Only for Americans. If you take world politics into consideration this board is way right of center. But then, no American takes world politics into consideration.

The conservative posters on this board are some of the whiniest bitches I’ve ever seen. There’s a shitload of conservatives here, though most of them are libertarians instead of Bush apologists. It seemed like **manhattan** was in the latter category, in which case, he can find an outlet for his views at, oh I don’t know, almost anywhere in America. It’s not hard to find other president praisers if all you want is someone else to agree with everything you say.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/24 "2005-05-25T16:05:38Z")

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> [@yojimbo](#):
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> This board is going down. It won’t be long before we’ll have a four piece playing _Nearer my God to Thee_ in MPSIMS 😉

Dibs on the lead guitar slot!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/25 "2005-05-25T16:09:36Z")

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> [@continuity eror](#):
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> There’s a shitload of conservatives here, though most of them are libertarians instead of Bush apologists. It seemed like **manhattan** was in the latter category.

Nope. I usually agree with **Manny** , although I think I’m a bit more of a libertarian than he is. It’s easy to be preceived as a Bush apologist if you challenge the numerous nitwit Bushwhackers\* around here often enough. I find myself explaining (not defending) Bush’s policies a lot because there are so many mischaracterizations and idiotic drive-by.

\*The list in the OP is a good start, but there certainly are a few others, too.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/26 "2005-05-25T16:11:25Z")

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Damnit, now I’ll never know if I’m pro-child prostitution or not. ☹

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/27 "2005-05-25T16:12:01Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> I’ll say what I said in the ATMB thread: I’ve considered this move - just leaving - myself more than once.
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> For the moment, I’m apparently too stupid to actually do it.

Don’t wise up any time soon, okay?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/28 "2005-05-25T16:13:57Z")

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Aw, gee, we won’t have as many posts saying “You libruls are so stoopid you can’t see Bush’s genius”. I go with “whiny bitch” myself. This board is _not_ hostile to conservative thought, it’s hostile to dishonesty and childishness of any stripe. Some participants are able to learn and grow and help others learn and grow, some refuse to.

And **Hamlet**? It’s called “fighting ignorance”. It’s what the board is _for_. If you have issues with a post, it’s best to address them right in that thread, not take childish potshots at the posters - such as you’ve done in this utterly-unconstructive OP.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/29 "2005-05-25T16:20:19Z")

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Jeez, what a friggin’ diva! _Resigned?_ What kind of self-important sack o’ crap _resigns_ from a message board? Why not just stop typing and quietly await the hordes begging your return?

And if our Tighty Righty brethren feel oppressed by a board with a strong ethos of argument from proof, they should look to their own. They should ask themselves how it came to be! Conspiracy? Treachery? The conservative movement in America has permitted itself to be co-opted by theofacist God-goons, and have no one to blame but themselves, if Big Barry G. were amongst us, he would be tearing the Dobsons and Robertsons new assholes on a daily basis.

If we are skewed to the left, pray, then, where is the center? There must be some demarcation, no? So where is it?

The Right’s problem here and elsewhere is that they are, in fact, a minority. They have achieved the trappings and power of majority by aligning themselves with a very negative element in politics, and have permitted themselves the comforting delusion that this is not so. When they come face to face with the rude facts, they are compelled to find some rationale that will preserve their hard-won illusions.

This board abound with smart-asses, why I love it. Argument from fact is the criteria, yippy skippy! Now, if you find yourself outnumbered in such a situation, ain’t that a bitch? It must be those lefty college professors. Must be that the _Reader_ is an underground paper. **Doggy Knees** must be holding Cecil’s Mom hostage.

Or it could be simply that you are wrong.

**Manny** was gently condescending when he thought he had the best of an argument, and bitterly insulting when he didn’t. By no stretch of the imagination could he be held to exemplify propriety and cordial discourse. Hewill be missed by me mostly for presenting such a target-rich environment, such vulnerable zeppelins of pretension.

(I am reminded of a (possibly apocryphal) anecdote: “Wild Bill” Buckley wrote a book some years back, and sent a copy to his Betty Noyer “Norm!” Mailer. In the back, in the “references” section, next to “Mailer, Norman” he penned a little note: “Hi, Norman!”, on the presumption that this is the first place Mailer would turn. )

“Resign”. Sheeeesh!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/30 "2005-05-25T16:23:06Z")

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> Aw, gee, we won’t have as many posts saying “You libruls are so stoopid you can’t see Bush’s genius”.

Your capacity for deliberate misunderstanding is astonishing. It is equalled only by your compulsion for selective bias.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/31 "2005-05-25T16:25:06Z")

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But we’ll still have some.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/32 "2005-05-25T16:25:15Z")

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Well, to be fair **elucidator** , he only resigned from the SDAB, which I presume is the approriate action.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/33 "2005-05-25T16:26:25Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Jeez, what a friggin’ diva! _Resigned?_ What kind of self-important sack o’ crap _resigns_ from a message board? Why not just stop typing and quietly await the hordes begging your return?

He resigned from the SDSAB, not the message board.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/34 "2005-05-25T16:30:12Z")

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Point taken.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/35 "2005-05-25T16:33:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> But we’ll still have some.

See? Please, Elvis, find a single post I’ve made in the past five years lauding the “genius of Bush.” Otherwise you’re simply lending conclusive support to my characterization of you.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/36 "2005-05-25T16:34:13Z")

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> [@Mtgman](#):
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> Damnit, now I’ll never know if I’m pro-child prostitution or not. ☹
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> Enjoy,  
> Steven

If you’d stop paying 10 year olds for sex, you might have the time to figure it out yourself.

> [@ElvisL!ves](#):
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> And Hamlet? It’s called “fighting ignorance”. It’s what the board is for. If you have issues with a post, it’s best to address them right in that thread, not take childish potshots at the posters - such as you’ve done in this utterly-unconstructive OP.

If you could come up with coherent, well supported arguments, it’s called fighting ignorance. What **you** do is idiotic bashing of anyone who does not hold your world view. And I’m not going to follow you around the boards pointing out your pointless ramblings and unsupported “arguments”.

Let me ask you something, why do you suppose that so many people, many of them, like me, who tend to agree with your stances, think that your a fucking waste of bandwidth? Massive conspiracy? Misunderstanding your righteous views? We’re all too dumb to understand? Seriously, do you think your reputation is unstained, or that it’s undeserved? Are you that delusional?

Look, you are part of the problem. No matter how many different issue I agree with you on, your still an embarrassment to my side. You’re **Shodan** with even less (if possible) of a sense of humor. And, no matter how many times these flaws are pointed out to you, you still don’t get it. You won’t be happy until all honest debate is shrouded in your shrieking. You and your ilk have done, and seemingly will continue to do, more harm to this message board than anything **manny** , **TubaDiva** , or a broken server could ever do.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/37 "2005-05-25T16:38:50Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Jeez, what a friggin’ diva! _Resigned?_ What kind of self-important sack o’ crap _resigns_ from a message board? Why not just stop typing and quietly await the hordes begging your return?

He resigned from the SDSAB, as Ed’s message indicates - an action that was presumably expected, rather than leaving any writing assignments for the SDSAB hanging, unanswered, in space.

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> And if our Tighty Righty brethren feel oppressed by a board with a strong ethos of argument from proof, they should look to their own. They should ask themselves how it came to be! Conspiracy? Treachery?

I think the problem here is that you’re an oil drop.

Specifically, you’re an oil drop in Milliken’s famous experiment. Milliken’s initial experiment got the wrong answer. Subsequent experiments did not immediately correct his error… they reported observations a BIT off from Milliken. Bit by bit, the observations drifted down into the “correct” range. Why did this happen? Because when people got results that differed from Milliken’s, they scrupulously tested and rested. When they got results close to Milliken’s, they accepted them without much worry. Milliken’s error should have been immediately apparent; it wasn’t.

So, too, here. When you spout nonsense, it’s not subjected to the same efforts of rigor and testing, because the nonsense meets with the approval of the reader. When I spout nonsense - and it DOESN’T meet with the approval of the reader - there is considerably more effort at attacking my data and my conclusions.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/38 "2005-05-25T16:43:40Z")

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> [@continuity eror](#):
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> Only for Americans. If you take world politics into consideration this board is way right of center. But then, no American takes world politics into consideration.

Yes, I find it surprising that people think this board leans to the left, or that there is a majority of liberals.

From the UK point of view, the Republicans are right-wing, with the fundamentalists on the extreme right. The Democrats are in the centre.  
We take extensive gun control and a National Health service for granted. Religion has no role in our political life.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/39 "2005-05-25T16:44:36Z")

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I run a message board – vBulletin based, just like the SDMB – for urban planners. Urban planning is a profession whose practitioners collectively skew towards the left. My moderation team includes two outspoken conservatives. One of the mod rules is:

> [@](#):
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> Do not let your political, religious, or cultural orientation or other personal beliefs influence your actions or lack thereof. All messages must be moderated with the same consideration, even if it reflects a viewpoint or ideal you strongly agree or disagree with.
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> In simpler words, if you’re liberal, don’t single out conservative posters and messages for moderator action, and vice versa. Those on all sides of the political spectrum should feel welcome here.

We can’t help it if there’s a lot of Bush-bashing in the off-topic threads. However, it would be wrong for the mods to treat Hillary-bashing any differently.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manhattan-wake-up-call-or-whiny-bitch/305439/40 "2005-05-25T16:45:09Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> If you’d stop paying 10 year olds for sex, you might have the time to figure it out yourself.

Paying? Paying!!?!?

Enjoy,  
Steven

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