# Manly Dinner

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729 "2005-03-03T06:46:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/41 "2005-03-03T22:04:35Z")

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hamburgers cooked on an engine block.

whiskey.

knife fights.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/42 "2005-03-03T22:15:02Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
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> You laugh but, the other day I had Buffalo Steak (medium with sauteed onions), 2 eggs over easy, hashbrowns, toast and black coffee. That is a manly breakfast. I swear my chest hair grew an inch.

I gotta try this cause I ain’t got no chest hair. What am I doing in a thread about manly stuff?

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/43 "2005-03-03T22:26:12Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
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> You laugh but, the other day I had Buffalo Steak (medium with sauteed onions), 2 eggs over easy, hashbrowns, toast and black coffee. That is a manly breakfast. I swear my chest hair grew an inch.

Sounds like half a full English breakfast 😛

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/44 "2005-03-03T22:30:42Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> :dubious:
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> \<thinking\> …the food can be reheated…\</thinking\>
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> _drops dishes in the sink and takes **Kythereia** on the table_
> 
> 😃

This is why real men don’t eat at a table. We know what tables are for.  
Seeing that **QuickSilver** has claimed **Kythereia** , I will just mosey along riding off into the sunset wearing nothing but chaps and a Colt .45.

I’ll see if I can rope me a wild ride… archkkkkk thpew\*

- I have no idea how to phenetically spell the action of gathering mucus from the back of your throat and nasal cavity and spitting it out.

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**Author:** ![Severian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Severian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severian)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/45 "2005-03-03T22:30:55Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Beer? feh
> 
> Whisky
> 
> straight

Amen, brother.

I think it’s worth mentioning that real men don’t use computers and they don’t make posts in Internet message boards. They live in log cabins in the woods and they have no electricity. So we’re all just guessing here. Passing on second-hand knowledge at best.

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/46 "2005-03-03T22:37:50Z")

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> [@Severian](#):
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> Amen, brother.
> 
> I think it’s worth mentioning that real men don’t use computers and they don’t make posts in Internet message boards. They live in log cabins in the woods and they have no electricity. So we’re all just guessing here. Passing on second-hand knowledge at best.

If you’re going to bring reality into this maybe you shouldn’t play in this sandbox, mkay? Besides, the reality is that someone ( **QuickSilver** ) just got some tail ( **Kythereia** ) right here on this MB by _pretending_ to be a real man.

Don’t kill the dream **Severian**.

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/47 "2005-03-03T22:40:55Z")

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> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> Is there any meal more manly than baked potatoes and rare steak, washed down with a cold beer? I think not.

Filet of Great White Shark, with a side of lion-burgers.

Take _that_, Food Chain!

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**Author:** ![Severian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Severian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severian)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/48 "2005-03-03T23:02:55Z")

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> [@Greenback](#):
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> If you’re going to bring reality into this maybe you shouldn’t play in this sandbox, mkay? Besides, the reality is that someone ( **QuickSilver** ) just got some tail ( **Kythereia** ) right here on this MB by _pretending_ to be a real man.
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> Don’t kill the dream **Severian**.

Hey, I just tell it like it is. And judging by the number of pretenders hot for some tail here, unless **Kyth** is looking to outgun Houston, I’d say **Quick** has bested us all. Dream another dream man. This one’s over.

Unless some other chicky stops by wearing lace and holding a plate of meat, that is.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/49 "2005-03-03T23:15:53Z")

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Mile High Club my ass… I just had cybersex on the internet!

…Ummmm… yeah… beat that…

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/50 "2005-03-04T01:24:09Z")

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> [@Greenback](#):
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> - I have no idea how to phenetically spell the action of gathering mucus from the back of your throat and nasal cavity and spitting it out.

No – actually you do – I knew exactly what “archkkkkk thpew” meant. 😃

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manly-dinner/292729/51 "2005-03-04T01:43:15Z")

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> [@cuauhtemoc](#):
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> Bah. Real men use an axe.

No, don’t be fooled. That’s a _salad_ hatchet.

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