# Manor for sale. You might even say it is...stately

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**Created:** [July 9, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540 "2026-07-09T15:48:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/1 "2026-07-09T15:48:00Z")

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That’s right. The house that was the exterior for the “Batman” tv series back in the '60s is for sale!  
[380 S San Rafael Ave, Pasadena, CA 91105 | MLS #26848149 | Zillow](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/380-S-San-Rafael-Ave-Pasadena-CA-91105/20858675_zpid/?msockid=136ae40caf256da331f8f197ae086c47)  
32 million dollars, and it certainly looks it, judging from the description and the pictures.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/2 "2026-07-09T15:52:22Z")

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ELEVEN BATHROOMS? Somebody had either prostate problems or chronic UTIs!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/3 "2026-07-09T15:53:23Z")

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Does the sale include the cave system beneath the house?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/4 "2026-07-09T15:57:40Z")

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I want the car.

Chicks dig the car.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/5 "2026-07-09T15:58:43Z")

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My Beloved saw the interior…and told me I had _damn_ well better win the lottery. 😁

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/6 "2026-07-09T16:03:06Z")

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There is a picture of a bedroom that looks more like a living room.

I have to admit that the interior was much better than I expected. Is it original or has there been renovations?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/7 "2026-07-09T16:03:32Z")

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I see a distinct lack of Shakespeare busts and sliding bookcases.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/8 "2026-07-09T16:04:29Z")

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There are some things they _can’t_ show you.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/9 "2026-07-09T16:05:59Z")

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Not even 5 acres? Seems a bit close to neighboring riff-raff…

How big a staff must one have to maintain such a place? You start dusting at one end and before you get to the other, you need to start over again! Plus, yeah, 11 toilets???

I’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![StringsandHammers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stringsandhammers/32/17933_2.png) [@StringsandHammers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StringsandHammers)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/10 "2026-07-09T16:16:23Z")

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If I bought that I would figure out how to also make the bat signal shine above my house so everyone would know I’m the batman.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/11 "2026-07-09T17:00:04Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> You start dusting at one end and before you get to the other, you need to start over again! Plus, yeah, 11 toilets???
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> I’ll pass.

The “you” in question is not “you” the owner.

Maid #3 has nothing else to do all day except bring you bon bons, adjust your recliner, and dust. Maid #4 has toilet duty every day.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/12 "2026-07-09T17:01:13Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Plus, yeah, 11 toilets???
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> I’ll pass.

in almost a different place, twice a day, for a week.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/13 "2026-07-09T17:08:12Z")

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Maid?  
_Butler._ Alfred, if possible.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/14 "2026-07-09T17:33:02Z")

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Butlers don’t clean. They butle, of course!

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/15 "2026-07-09T17:59:19Z")

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I drive past this house regularly. You can’t really seen much from the street. There was construction there. I notice Zillow says it was bought for $20M last year. I can’t see them getting $32M now.

The neighborhood is not pedestrian friendly, but the speed bumps do slow down vehicular traffic. Close enough to the freeway to get highway noise.

There’s film and tv crews at various properties along San Raphael often enough that it’s not remarkable.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/16 "2026-07-09T17:59:28Z")

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> [@ricepad](#):
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> Butlers don’t clean. They butle, of course! &nbsp;

In the English hierarchy of traditional service staff, butlers are the head of the staff and the only one permitted to directly converse with their master, with the exception of the personal valet and the lady’s maid.

One of the problems with a house like this is that it’s notoriously difficult today to find permanent service staff. Nobody wants to do it. You might get a sort of butler and maybe even a cook or chef, but not much else. Up until the mid-20th century at the latest, there was an entire class of people dedicated to service for the aristocracy and the even moderately wealthy. Everyone not themselves in the servant class had at least one servant. But no longer.

Anyway, this looks like a nice old place from the 20s and I’d grab it. If you don’t have $32 mil, don’t worry – you can pre-qualify for a mortgage. It’s only $208,270/mo.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/17 "2026-07-09T18:02:26Z")

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As I’ve mentioned in a couple other places, I just finished a cruise on a small ship. Small enough that you quickly recognized every crewmember who interacted with the customers.

One was a middle aged Filipino man with a formal manner who went by “Alfred”. I couldn’t ask him for anything without thinking of the _Batman_ TV series and one scene or another between Adam West and Alan Napier.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/18 "2026-07-09T18:09:51Z")

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> [@ricepad](#):
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> ELEVEN BATHROOMS? Somebody had either prostate problems or chronic UTIs!

I’ve noticed in listings of large mansions like this that there are often more bathrooms than bedrooms. Either you’re expected to host grand parties and need enough facilities to meet the needs of your many guests, or the place is so big that it’s too much trouble to walk to the other end of the house to reach a toilet.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/19 "2026-07-09T18:19:12Z")

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Estate porn! I love it.

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manor-for-sale-you-might-even-say-it-is-stately/1031540/20 "2026-07-09T18:30:24Z")

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Thanks. I learned everything (not much) I know about butlers from _Downtown Abbey_ and _Clue_.

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