# Man's Best Friend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mans-best-friend/943560>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mans-best-friend/943560 "2021-06-03T19:00:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mans-best-friend/943560/21 "2021-07-06T00:13:24Z")

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Reading the thread title, I keep hearing Charlie Brown’s voice after Snoopy booos him at the Christmas play.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mans-best-friend/943560/22 "2021-07-06T03:33:15Z")

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There is some evil force in the universe that matches people with dogs. Most dogs are better than their owners.

I do not own a dog because I am not personally well-suited to give a dog what needs.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mans-best-friend/943560/23 "2021-07-06T13:46:22Z")

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> [@jtur88](#):
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> I do not own a dog because I am not personally well-suited to give a dog what needs.

For once, sir, I applaud you. So many zit-brains in this world refuse to even think _that_ far ahead.

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