# Manservant Hecubus will kiss YOUR ass!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 25, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235 "2001-04-25T03:58:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/41 "2001-05-03T16:23:44Z")

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Me next! Me next!!

Perty please?

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/42 "2001-05-03T18:23:59Z")

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Well, day-um. That was some mighty fine ass-kissin you did there, MH. I’m taking notes on this whole thread. Got me a performance evaluation coming up at work.

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/43 "2001-05-04T00:32:46Z")

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I could use ego boost. Sign me up.

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/44 "2001-05-04T00:50:07Z")

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I have to get some of this. Pucker up, Hec.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/45 "2001-05-04T03:24:38Z")

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Unveils buttocks for a much needed ass kissing…

Turns around quickly just before the lips make contact. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/46 "2001-05-04T20:56:07Z")

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My ass has been kissed and I LIKE IT!

Thank you kindly!

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/47 "2001-05-05T01:20:59Z")

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And say it like you mean it.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manservant-hecubus-will-kiss-your-ass/63235/48 "2001-05-05T02:16:04Z")

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I’m depressed, tired, sad…and I have heat rash.  
Smooch away. I need it more than most.

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