# March for Science: Suggest some protest signs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 16, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572 "2017-04-16T18:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/1 "2017-04-16T18:51:48Z")
Anyone have some ideas for protest signs for the March for Science? The only one I can currently think of (in my cold-addled brain) is “Science Works, Bitches”. I know there must be better ones. What do you think? J. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/2 "2017-04-16T18:55:02Z")
That should read: > [@](#): > > Science. It works, bitches. > **[Science](https://xkcd.com/54/)** > > Bonus points if you can identify the science in question Perhaps you could explain the March for Science, and what it’s protesting? ---
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/3 "2017-04-16T18:59:48Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > That should read: > > [xkcd: Science](https://xkcd.com/54/) > > Perhaps you could explain the March for Science, and what it’s protesting? “The March for Science demonstrates our passion for science and sounds a call to support and safeguard the scientific community.” [marchforscience.com](https://www.marchforscience.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/4 "2017-04-16T19:09:03Z")
You can find a bunch by googling for “science t-shirts”. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/5 "2017-04-16T19:14:30Z")
> [@jharvey963](#): > > Anyone have some ideas for protest signs for the March for Science? Don’t. Instead, make a sign that is positive. I don’t know how it is in the US but in the UK cuts have been widespread over many sectors for years. The stupid protest against against austerity (as it’s known over here); the sensible promote their causes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/6 "2017-04-16T19:20:40Z")
Believe in Science! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/7 "2017-04-16T19:58:59Z")
[This](https://www.thescientificparent.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/peer-review.jpg) would be a great protest sign for the march. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/8 "2017-04-16T20:01:45Z")
OK, this is _way_ too long for a protest sign, but maybe someone can figure out a way to summarize it. “Science isn’t liberal. Science isn’t conservative. Science isn’t atheistic. Science isn’t Christian or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu.” ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/9 "2017-04-16T20:14:34Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > OK, this is _way_ too long for a protest sign, but maybe someone can figure out a way to summarize it. > > “Science isn’t liberal. Science isn’t conservative. Science isn’t atheistic. Science isn’t Christian or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu.” How bout [this](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dc/c9/c4/dcc9c419c0f2f28f7967e186255ddc36.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/10 "2017-04-16T20:15:33Z")
Science. It works whether you believe in it or not. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/11 "2017-04-16T20:42:20Z")
Let’s Science the Shit out of Things! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/12 "2017-04-16T20:49:43Z")
Science is Bigly! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/13 "2017-04-16T20:54:01Z")
**Science has the best words:** Quantum Entanglement - or - Neuroplasticity - or - Hydrogen Dioxide - or - \ ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/14 "2017-04-16T21:09:11Z")
There is no Planet B. Science is not a liberal conspiracy. Science doesnt care if you believe. No science = no beer ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/15 "2017-04-16T21:39:31Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > No science = no beer This got my attention! ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/16 "2017-04-16T22:13:15Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > There is no Planet B. > > Science is not a liberal conspiracy. > > Science doesnt care if you believe. > > No science = no beer > [@Gatopescado](#): > > This got my attention! Nearly spat out half a mouthful of 805 while reading that. 😃 But it’s true! Bring in some science of pasteurization and milk for this march. “Got Fresh Milk? It’s spoiled” with a picture of Louis underneath? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/17 "2017-04-17T01:36:01Z")
Im helping organize my local march, so I have been thinking a lot about signs lately 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/18 "2017-04-17T01:52:55Z")
Science: Ruining everything 'since 1453. Think Rationally; Demand Evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/19 "2017-04-17T01:54:05Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Science is Bigly! Science is Cromulent! Or “Bigly Cromulent.” ---
**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-for-science-suggest-some-protest-signs/784572/20 "2017-04-17T02:00:41Z")
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