# March Madness: Most hated popular musical act of the 90s: THE SUCKY SIXTEEN!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817 "2015-03-23T21:56:24Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/41 "2015-03-24T16:05:51Z")

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Abstaining from Region 1 as usual:

REGION 1  
Puff Daddy vs. Jay-Z  
Coolio vs. Will Smith

REGION 2  
**Oasis** vs. Sublime  
Meatloaf vs. **Alice in Chains**

REGION 3  
Janet Jackson vs. **Michael Jackson**  
LL Cool J vs. **Metallica**

REGION 4  
Mariah Carey vs. **Hanson**  
98 Degrees vs. **NSync**

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/42 "2015-03-24T16:28:33Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Abstaining from Region 1 as usual:

Hey, if he’s not gonna use his region 1 vote, I wanna use it!

REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Will Smith

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/43 "2015-03-24T17:00:18Z")

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REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Coolio

REGION 2  
Oasis  
Meatloaf

REGION 3  
Janet Jackson  
LL Cool J

REGION 4  
Hanson  
98 Degrees

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/44 "2015-03-24T17:43:42Z")

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REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Will Smith

REGION 2  
Sublime  
Meatloaf

REGION 3  
Michael Jackson  
LL Cool J

REGION 4  
Mariah Carey  
NSync

Region 4 was extremely hard. I hate them all so much. But eventually I went with Mariah because she was more shrill and NSync because I remember some of their songs and 98 Degrees has slipped out of my memory into oblivion.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/45 "2015-03-24T17:49:57Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> I’ve got to admit I am very confused by the Sublime hate.

Listening to Sublime is like jabbing ice picks in your ears, except with ice picks the pain is over quicker.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/46 "2015-03-24T17:57:59Z")

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REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Coolio

REGION 2  
Oasis  
Alice in Chains

REGION 3  
Michael Jackson  
LL Cool J

REGION 4  
Mariah Carey  
NSync

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/47 "2015-03-24T18:10:35Z")

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I hate Sublime because every goddamn radio station I like listening to plays the same three songs by them over and over and over and over and over…

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/48 "2015-03-24T20:13:24Z")

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1. 

Jay Z  
Will Smith

1. 

Sublime  
Meatloaf

1. 

Janet Jackson  
LLCoolJ

1. 

Mariah Carey  
98 Degrees

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I’m just dreading the moment when I have to decide if I hate Metallica or Oasis more.

Me too.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/49 "2015-03-24T20:19:17Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I hate them because prison rape isn’t the appropriate punishment for date rape. Also, did _not_ like the singer’s voice. And I _love_ ska.

That song really is terrible, isn’t it? Always makes me cringe if I can’t change the station. It’s not even the prison rape part at the end (which is especially cringe-worthy.) It’s the totality of the hamfisted lyrics, and I just can’t not hear them, as much as I try to avoid listening to the actual lyrics of pop songs in general.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/50 "2015-03-24T20:53:52Z")

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REGION 1  
**Puff Daddy** vs. Jay-Z  
Coolio vs. **Will Smith**

REGION 2  
**Oasis** vs. Sublime  
Meatloaf vs. **Alice in Chains**

REGION 3  
**Janet Jackson** vs. Michael Jackson  
**LL Cool J** vs. Metallica

REGION 4  
Mariah Carey vs.\*\* Hanson\*\*  
**98 Degrees** vs. NSync

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/51 "2015-03-24T21:44:51Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> That song really is terrible, isn’t it? Always makes me cringe if I can’t change the station. It’s not even the prison rape part at the end (which is especially cringe-worthy.) It’s the totality of the hamfisted lyrics, and I just can’t not hear them, as much as I try to avoid listening to the actual lyrics of pop songs in general.

Somehow I’ve managed to live my life without ever having heard that song. I just looked up the lyrics. My hatred for Sublime has just reached new levels.

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**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/52 "2015-03-24T22:42:48Z")

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Puffy  
Coolio  
Oasis  
Alice in Chains  
Janet Jackson  
LL Cool J (two of the three acts on here I like were matched against each other)  
Mariah Carey  
NSync (totally unfamiliar with both)

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/53 "2015-03-25T01:42:35Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
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> Somehow I’ve managed to live my life without ever having heard that song. I just looked up the lyrics. My hatred for Sublime has just reached new levels.

The line about her only family being her … actual family, sans mother, is just terrible. I think it’s the lyrics that I hate most about Sublime. They’re the only group on this list that I genuinely never want to hear ever again.

REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Will Smith

REGION 2  
Sublime  
Alice in Chains

REGION 3  
Janet Jackson  
LL Cool J

REGION 4  
Mariah Carey  
98 Degrees

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/54 "2015-03-26T18:53:52Z")

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Puff Daddy  
Coolio

Oasis  
Meatloaf

Janet Jackson  
Metallica

Hanson  
98 Degrees

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/55 "2015-03-26T22:48:34Z")

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REGION 1  
Puff Daddy  
Coolio

REGION 2  
Oasis  
Meatloaf

REGION 3  
Michael Jackson  
LL Cool J

REGION 4  
Hanson  
98 Degrees

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-most-hated-popular-musical-act-of-the-90s-the-sucky-sixteen/715817/56 "2015-03-27T10:59:40Z")

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And that noise you heard 13 and a half hours ago? That was the horn sounding on this round.

Next round of voting will be up shortly.

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