# March Madness-- SITCOM STYLE! (Rd. 1)

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Alright, we’re nipple-deep in the March Madness Basketball tourney. 64 teams battle it out for that One Shining Moment, where they are crowned kings of the college basketball world. So I thought what better time than now to hold a March Madness Sitcom tourney, allowing 64 sitcoms to duke it out for the crown of Least Objectionable Sitcom Evar! One Shining Moment, indeed.

A friend and I compiled a list of 64 sitcoms, from the 1960s through the present day. They’ve been arranged into four regions (there’s gonna be overlap):

I. 1960s & 1970s  
II. 1970s & 1980s  
III. 1980s & 1990s  
IV. 1990s & 2000s  
Every sitcom is paired up with another sitcom, and it’s your job to vote.

Here’s the voting criteria: In each sitcom matchup, imagine those are the only two options on TV right now; between those two shows, vote for the _ONE that you would watch_. Pick one show from each matchup. Simple as that. Only vote once per round.

I’ll tally the votes, and the winning shows will move on to the next round.

Polls for the first round will be open from 10 pm EST on Thursday, March 23 until 8 pm EST March 24 (22 hours).

If all goes according to plan, we’ll have a champion by next Wednesday at 8 p.m. Ties will be decided by me flipping a coin (hey, this ain’t rocket surgery).

The Matchups:

Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. Goodtimes  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. Laverne and Shirley  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
Gilligan’s Island vs. Green Acres  
The Jeffersons vs. The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. Happy Days  
MASH vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. Diff’rent Strokes  
All in the Family vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. WKRP in Cincinnati  
The Wonder Years vs. Cheers  
Who’s the Boss vs. Three’s Company  
Newhart vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. Friends  
Night Court vs. Seinfeld  
Murphy Brown vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
Growing Pains vs. Golden Girls  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. The Drew Carey Show  
The Simpsons vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. Married With Children  
Roseanne vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
Scrubs vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. Arrested Development  
Home Improvement vs. Frasier  
Futurama vs. Family Guy  
News Radio vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. The Office  
Martin vs. 3rd Rock From the Sun  
My Name is Earl vs. That 70s Show  
Hope this works…get voting!

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My picks:

Region I.  
\*\*Beverly Hillbillies \*\* vs. Goodtimes  
**The Andy Griffith Show** vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
**Leave it to Beaver** vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
Gilligan’s Island vs. **Green Acres**  
The Jeffersons vs. **The Brady Bunch**  
**The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **Happy Days**  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
**All in the Family** vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
The Wonder Years vs. **Cheers**  
Who’s the Boss vs. **Three’s Company**  
**Newhart** vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. **Friends**  
Night Court vs. **Seinfeld**  
Murphy Brown vs. **Fresh Prince of Bel Air**  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
**Everybody Loves Raymond** vs. The Drew Carey Show  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. **Married With Children**  
**Roseanne** vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs. **Frasier**  
Futurama vs. **Family Guy**  
**News Radio** vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. **The Office**  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
**My Name is Earl** vs. That 70s Show

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. Goodtimes  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. Laverne and Shirley  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
Gilligan’s Island vs. Green Acres  
The Jeffersons vs. The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. Happy Days  
MASH vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. Diff’rent Strokes  
All in the Family vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. WKRP in Cincinnati  
The Wonder Years vs. Cheers  
Who’s the Boss vs. Three’s Company  
Newhart vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. Friends  
Night Court vs. Seinfeld  
Murphy Brown vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
Growing Pains vs. Golden Girls  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. The Drew Carey Show  
The Simpsons vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. Married With Children  
Roseanne vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
Scrubs vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. Arrested Development  
Home Improvement vs. Frasier  
Futurama vs. Family Guy  
News Radio vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. The Office  
Martin vs. 3rd Rock From the Sun  
My Name is Earl vs. That 70s Show

My Final Four: The Mary Tyler Moore Show (close one over Lucy)  
Cheers (outlasts M.A.S.H.)  
The Simpsons (beating back a game Seinfeld)  
Arrested Development (the Cinderella pick over Frasier)

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Beverly Hillbillies vs. **Good Times**  
**The Andy Griffith Show** vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Mr. Ed**  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
**Gilligan’s Island** vs. Green Acres  
**The Jeffersons** vs. The Brady Bunch  
**The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
**Mork & Mindy** vs. Happy Days  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
**All in the Family** vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
The Wonder Years vs. **Cheers**  
Who’s the Boss vs. **Three’s Company**  
Newhart vs. **ALF**

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. **Friends**  
**Night Court** vs. Seinfeld  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
**Growing Pains** vs. Golden Girls  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. **Married With Children**  
**Roseanne** vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs. **Frasier**  
Futurama vs. **Family Guy**  
**News Radio** vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. **The Office**  
**Martin** vs. 3rd Rock From the Sun  
My Name is Earl vs. **That 70s Show**

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Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. Goodtimes  
**The Andy Griffith Show** vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show  
**Leave it to Beaver** vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. **The Bob Newhart Show**  
**Gilligan’s Island** vs. Green Acres  
The Jeffersons vs. **The Brady Bunch**  
**The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **Happy Da** ys  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
**All in the Family** vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
The Wonder Years vs. **Cheers**  
Who’s the Boss vs. **Three’s Company**  
**Newhart** vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. **Friends**  
Night Court vs. **Seinfeld**  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. **Married With Children**  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
**Home Improvement** vs. Frasier  
Futurama vs. **Family Guy**  
**News Radio** vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. **The Office**  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
**My Name is Earl** vs. That 70s Show

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What, no one likes the TV?

_bump_

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I feel the need to give my beloved **Night Court** a fighting chance, even though I know it will be crushed.

Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. Goodtimes  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Mr. Ed**  
**The Donna Reed Show** vs. Laverne and Shirley  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. **The Bob Newhart Show**  
**Gilligan’s Island** vs. Green Acres  
**The Jeffersons** vs. The Brady Bunch  
**The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis** vs. I Love Lucy

Region II.  
**Mork & Mindy** vs. Happy Days  
MASH vs. **The Facts of Life**  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
**All in the Family** vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
\*\*The Wonder Years \*\* vs. Cheers  
**Who’s the Boss** vs. Three’s Company  
Newhart vs. **ALF**

Region III.  
**The Cosby Show** vs. Friends  
**Night Court** vs. Seinfeld  
Murphy Brown vs. **Fresh Prince of Bel Air**  
**Growing Pains** vs. Golden Girls  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
**Will & Grace** vs. Married With Children  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs. **Frasier**  
Futurama vs. **Family Guy**  
**News Radio** vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. **The Office**  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
**My Name is Earl** vs. That 70s Show

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Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. Goodtimes  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Mr. Ed**  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. **The Bob Newhart Show**  
Gilligan’s Island vs. **Green Acres**  
**The Jeffersons** vs. The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. **I Love Lucy**

Region II.  
**Mork & Mindy** vs. Happy Days  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
**What’s Happening** vs. Diff’rent Strokes  
All in the Family vs. **Bosom Buddies**  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
The Wonder Years vs. **Cheers**  
Who’s the Boss vs. **Three’s Company**  
**Newhart** vs. ALF

Region III.  
**The Cosby Show** vs. Friends  
**Night Court** vs. Seinfeld  
Murphy Brown vs. **Fresh Prince of Bel Air**  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs. **Married With Children**  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs. **Frasier**  
**Futurama** vs. Family Guy  
News Radio vs. **Just Shoot Me**  
Spin City vs. **The Office**  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
**My Name is Earl** vs. That 70s Show

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Strange.

If there are two shows I love, they are paired together. If there are two shows I’ve never seen, they are paired together. Is this some eeeevil plot to drive me crazy?

The Matchups:

Region I.  
**Beverly Hillbillies** vs. Goodtimes (don’t know either)  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show** (love both)  
Leave it to Beaver vs. **Mr. Ed** (don’t know either)  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. The Bob Newhart Show (love both)  
**Gilligan’s Island** vs. Green Acres  
**The Jeffersons** vs. The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. **I Love Lucy** (don’t really know either)

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **Happy Days**  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes** (ick)  
All in the Family vs. **Bosom Buddies**  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati** (love both)  
**The Wonder Years** vs. Cheers  
**Who’s the Boss** vs. Three’s Company  
**Newhart** vs. ALF

Region III.  
**The Cosby Show** vs. Friends  
**Night Court** vs. Seinfeld  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
**Will & Grace** vs. Married With Children  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
**Scrubs** vs. Malcolm in the Middle (don’t know either)  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs. **Frasier**  
**Futurama** vs. Family Guy (don’t know either)  
**News Radio** vs. Just Shoot Me  
**Spin City** vs. The Office (don’t know either)  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
**My Name is Ear** l vs. That 70s Show

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. **Goodtimes** –  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. \*\*The Dick Van Dyke Show \*\*–  
**Leave it to Beaver** vs. Mr. Ed  
**The Donna Reed Show** vs. Laverne and Shirley  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
\*\*Gilligan’s Island \*\*vs. Green Acres  
**The Jeffersons** vs. The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. **I Love Lucy**

Region II.  
Mork & Mindy vs. **Happy Days**  
\*\*MASH \*\*vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
\*\*All in the Family \*\*vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
**The Wonder Years** vs. Cheers  
\*\*Who’s the Boss \*\*vs. Three’s Company  
\*\*Newhart \*\*vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs.\*\* Friends\*\*  
Night Court vs. **Seinfeld**  
**Murphy Brown** vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
Will & Grace vs.\*\* Married With Children\*\*  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
Scrubs vs. **Malcolm in the Middle**  
Bernie Mac vs.\*\* Arrested Development\*\*  
Home Improvement vs.\*\* Frasier\*\*  
**Futurama vs. Family Guy  
News Radio vs. Just Shoot Me  
 Spin City vs. The Office  
Martin vs. 3rd Rock From the Sun**  
My Name is Earl vs. **That 70s Show**

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Region I.  
Beverly Hillbillies vs. **Goodtimes**  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. **The Dick Van Dyke Show**  
\*\*Leave it to Beaver \*\*vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. **Laverne and Shirley**  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** vs. The Bob Newhart Show  
**Gilligan’s Island** vs. Green Acres  
The Jeffersons vs. **The Brady Bunch**  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. **I Love Lucy**

Region II.  
**Mork & Mindy** vs. Happy Days  
**MASH** vs. The Facts of Life  
What’s Happening vs. **Diff’rent Strokes**  
All in the Family vs. **Bosom Buddies**  
Soap vs. **WKRP in Cincinnati**  
The Wonder Years vs. **Cheers**  
Who’s the Boss vs. **Three’s Company**  
Newhart vs. **ALF**

Region III.  
**The Cosby Show** vs. Friends  
Night Court vs. **Seinfeld**  
Murphy Brown vs. **Fresh Prince of Bel Air**  
Growing Pains vs. **Golden Girls**  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. **The Drew Carey Show**  
**The Simpsons** vs. King of the Hill  
**Will & Grace** vs. Married With Children  
Roseanne vs. **Family Ties**

Region IV.  
Scrubs vs. **Malcolm in the Middle**  
Bernie Mac vs. **Arrested Development**  
Home Improvement vs.\*\* Frasier\*\*  
Futurama vs. **Family Guy**  
News Radio vs. **Just Shoot Me**  
**Spin City** vs. The Office  
Martin vs. **3rd Rock From the Sun**  
My Name is Earl vs. **That 70s Show**

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Region I.  
\*\*Beverly Hillbillies vs. Goodtimes  
The Andy Griffith Show vs. \*\*The Dick Van Dyke Show  
\*\*Leave it to Beaver vs. Mr. Ed  
The Donna Reed Show vs. \*\*Laverne and Shirley  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show vs. \*\*The Bob Newhart Show  
\*\*Gilligan’s Island vs. Green Acres  
The Jeffersons vs. \*\*The Brady Bunch  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis vs. \*\*I Love Lucy

Region II.  
\*\*Mork & Mindy vs. Happy Days  
\*\*MASH vs. The Facts of Life  
\*\*What’s Happening vs. Diff’rent Strokes  
\*\*All in the Family vs. Bosom Buddies  
Soap vs. \*\*WKRP in Cincinnati  
The Wonder Years vs. \*\*Cheers  
Who’s the Boss vs. \*\*Three’s Company  
\*\*Newhart vs. ALF

Region III.  
The Cosby Show vs. \*\*Friends  
Night Court vs. \*\*Seinfeld  
\*\*Murphy Brown vs. Fresh Prince of Bel Air  
\*\*Growing Pains vs. Golden Girls  
Everybody Loves Raymond vs. \*\*The Drew Carey Show  
\*\*The Simpsons vs. King of the Hill  
\*\*Will & Grace vs. Married With Children  
\*\*Roseanne vs. Family Ties

Region IV.  
\*\*Scrubs vs. Malcolm in the Middle  
\*\*Bernie Mac vs. Arrested Development  
Home Improvement vs. \*\*Frasier  
Futurama vs. \*\*Family Guy  
\*\*News Radio vs. Just Shoot Me  
Spin City vs. \*\*The Office  
\*\*Martin vs. 3rd Rock From the Sun  
\*\*My Name is Earl vs. That 70s Show

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And that completes a somewhat-lackluster first round.

No major upsets, although there were a couple close ones. And a couple ties.

The results (winners in bold):

Region I.  
\*\*Beverly Hillbillies \*\* offers up some bad times to Goodtimes, 7-3  
The Andy Griffith Show beaten by **The Dick Van Dyke Show** , 3-7  
**Leave it to Beaver** puts Mr. Ed out to pasture, 6-4  
The Donna Reed Show goes home thanks to **Laverne and Shirley** , 2-8  
**The Mary Tyler Moore Show** beats The Bob Newhart Show, 6-4  
**Gilligan’s Island** exiles Green Acres, 8-2  
Our first tie, decided by coin flip puts \*\*The Jeffersons \*\* over The Brady Bunch, 6-5  
The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis shown no love by **I Love Lucy** , 4-6

Region II.  
Our second tie has \*\*Mork & Mindy \*\* egging Happy Days, 6-5  
**MASH** totally mashes The Facts of Life, 9-1  
What’s Happening? What you talkin’ 'bout? It’s **Diff’rent Strokes** coming up7-3  
**All in the Family** bounces Bosom Buddies, 7-3  
Soap gets lathered by **WKRP in Cincinnati** , 1-9  
The Wonder Years beaten by **Cheers** , 3-7  
Who’s the Boss ousted by **Three’s Company** , 3-7  
And **Newhart** sends ALF back to Melmack, 7-3

Region III.  
The Cosby Show loses to **Friends** , 4-6  
Night Court barely gets squeeked out by **Seinfeld** , 4-6 (almost an upset)  
**Murphy Brown** beats Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 6-4  
Growing Pains feels the wrath of the **Golden Girls** , 3-7  
Everybody Loves Raymond, in probably the closest thing we have to an upset, gets trounced by **The Drew Carey Show** , 2-8  
**The Simpsons** skunks King of the Hill, 10-0  
We have another tie: Will & Grace loses the coin flip to **Married With Children** , 5-6  
Roseanne trounced by **Family Ties** , 3-7

Region IV.  
\*\*Scrubs \*\* scrubs Malcolm in the Middle, 8-2  
Bernie Mac destroyed by **Arrested Development** , 1-9  
Home Improvement totally schooled by **Frasier** , 1-9  
Futurama gets sent home by **Family Guy** , 4-6  
**News Radio** shoots Just Shoot Me out of the tourney, 7-3  
Spin City gets wiped out by **The Office** , 3-7  
Martin loses to **3rd Rock From the Sun** , 3-7  
**My Name is Earl** shows That 70s Show what’s up, 7-3  
We soldier on, despite low scoring first-round games. Next round starts in a couple hours.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-sitcom-style-rd-1/349672/14 "2006-03-25T01:32:36Z")

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> Home Improvement totally schooled by **Frasier** , 1-9

So I was banging [Debbie Dunning](http://www.hal-pc.org/~kent/homepage/graphics/dunning/dd008.jpg). Big deal.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-sitcom-style-rd-1/349672/15 "2006-03-25T02:07:00Z")

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I am proud to have been responsible for disrupting the shutout that **The Facts Of Life** would have otherwise suffered.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-sitcom-style-rd-1/349672/16 "2006-03-25T02:15:17Z")

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My only regret is that Gilligan’s Island beat out Green Acres.

I mean Gilligan is cool and all but Green Acres is a classic in surreal television.

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> [@Odinoneeye](#):
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> My only regret is that Gilligan’s Island beat out Green Acres.
> 
> I mean Gilligan is cool and all but Green Acres is a classic in surreal television.

Yeah, I was majorly bummed about this one too. I thought Hooterville would kick Gilligan’s ass.

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
>
> Yeah, I was majorly bummed about this one too. I thought Hooterville would kick Gilligan’s ass.

I’ve never seen it, so I don’t know if I’d like it.

My sitcom education is sorely lacking.

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Missed this thread until this round was over. But it appears my post wouldn’t have affected it much.

I disliked The Brady Bunch slightly less than The Jeffersons, so I would have tipped that the other way. But as I don’t care about either show, no big deal.

I would have been the deciding vote for Married With Children but it won the tie breaker anyway.

I would have been another vote for The Bob Newhart Show, Night Court, and Futurama but it wouldn’t have been enough.

And why didn’t The Addams Family, The Odd Couple, and Barney Miller make the play-offs?

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-madness-sitcom-style-rd-1/349672/20 "2006-03-26T16:17:45Z")

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Region I.  
The Dick Van Dyke Show  
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Region II.  
MASH  
Newhart (very hard - the hardest call to me)

Region III.  
Seinfeld  
The Simpsons

Region IV.  
Arrested Development  
My Name is Earl

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