# March of the Rantoneers (March mini-rants)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2023, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-of-the-rantoneers-march-mini-rants/980582 "2023-03-02T09:22:42Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-of-the-rantoneers-march-mini-rants/980582/55 "2023-03-08T03:27:50Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Got my fingers crossed I’ll be a unicorn on that. Biopsy says it’s Stage 4 pancreatic, and the best they can do is treat it.

Sending you sparkly purple dust (I assume that’s what powers unicorns). I got it from the old jackboots.

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