# March R.E.M. Madness (opening Round) \[Closed\]

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 13, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308 "2008-03-13T23:53:11Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/1 "2008-03-13T23:53:11Z")

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Obviously, inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=457954&highlight=beatle+madness) (and the ones that followed).

I liked the idea, and wanted to do it with a different artist, but a lot of the musicians/bands I really considered either didn’t have a big enough catalogue (The Clash, The Replacements), were too obscure to get a lot of votes (Husker Du, Robyn Hitchcock), or bored me (Rolling Stones, U2). So I settled on R.E.M. in the hopes that enough people were familiar with their work to make this interesting. Rules are the same as in the other thread (copied and pasted here):

–In each round, match-ups will be deteremined by the seeding (Highest will play lowest, and so on). The final four will match up Bracket A with Bracket C, and Bracket B with Bracket D.

–In each match-up, vote for which song you personally enjoy more. Songs with the most votes move on to the next round. A tie will be broken with a coin flip by me.

–Voting will end for round 1 on Sunday, March 2 at 7:30 pm. If all goes according to plan, we will crown a champ on or around the evening of March 17.

–Feel free to make predictions.

My divisions were based pretty much only on chronological order, though I did try my best to match songs with a similar feel against each other. I also tried to pick popular songs I don’t particularly care for (“Everybody Hurts”, “Losing My Religion”), just to be fair. So here’s the first round:

A  
Radio Free Europe **VS** Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower **VS** 1,000,000  
Gardening At Night **VS** We Walk  
Pilgrimage **VS** Moral Kiosk  
Harborcoat **VS** Pretty Persuasion  
So. Central Rain **VS** (Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Feeling Gravitys Pull **VS** Can’t Get There From Here  
Driver 8 **VS** Life And How To Live It

B  
Begin The Begin **VS** These Days  
Fall On Me **VS** I Believe  
Just A Touch **VS** Superman  
Finest Worksong **VS** It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Exhuming McCarthy **VS** Disturbance At The Heron House  
The One I Love **VS** King Of Birds  
Pop Song 89 **VS** Stand  
Get Up **VS** Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion **VS** Half A World Away  
Country Feedback **VS** Me In Honey  
Drive **VS** Try Not To Breathe  
Everybody Hurts **VS** Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite **VS** Man On The Moon  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth? **VS** Crush With Eyeliner  
Strange Currencies **VS** Tongue  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us **VS** The Wake-Up Bomb

D  
New Test Leper **VS** Electrolite  
So Fast, So Numb **VS** Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper **VS** Lotus  
Suspicion **VS** At My Most Beautiful  
The Great beyond **VS** Imitation Of Life  
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Star) **VS** Beachball  
Bad Day **VS** Animal  
Leaving New York **VS** Wanderlust

First round voting will end on Saturday at 4:00pm PST.

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/2 "2008-03-14T00:21:44Z")

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A  
Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Pilgrimage  
Harborcoat  
So. Central Rain  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Life And How To Live It

B  
These Days  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
Finest Worksong  
Exhuming McCarthy  
King Of Birds  
Pop Song 89  
Get Up

C  
Half A World Away  
Me In Honey  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
Man On The Moon  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Tongue  
The Wake-Up Bomb

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper  
At My Most Beautiful  
Imitation Of Life  
Beachball  
Animal  
Leaving New York

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/3 "2008-03-14T01:45:43Z")

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A  
B

Fall On Me  
Just A Touch  
Finest Worksong  
Exhuming McCarthy  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Everybody Hurts  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
Crush With Eyeliner  
Strange Currencies

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper  
Animal

You may notice I left some out. I didn’t feel right voting if I was unfamiliar with one or both songs, so I just voted for one when I knew both. Also, I will be pulling for The One I Love, as it’s my favorite REM song.

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/4 "2008-03-14T02:19:29Z")

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Wow. You’ve successfully reminded me of how little of R.E.M.'s catalogue I own. I’ll put in a few votes for exceptional songs in contested categories, though:

C  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
Crush With Eyeliner

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A  
Radio Free Europe

B  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)

The One I Love  
Pop Song 89  
Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper

Only voted for the matchups I knew. And apparently I know less REM than I even knew. 🙂

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/6 "2008-03-14T15:32:11Z")

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A  
Radio Free Europe  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Pilgrimage  
Harborcoat  
So. Central Rain  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Driver 8

B  
Begin The Begin  
I Believe  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Exhuming McCarthy  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Get Up

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper  
Suspicion  
The Great Beyond  
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Star)  
Bad Day  
Leaving New York

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/7 "2008-03-14T16:31:48Z")

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Damn, there are some tough choices in there, particularly in bracket B. _Begin The Begin_ VS _These Days_? _Exhuming McCarthy_ VS _Disturbance At The Heron House_? Those are some quality songs. Anyway, here’s my list. I left out a couple I didn’t feel qualified to answer:

A  
Radio Free Europe  
Gardening At Night  
Pretty Persuasion  
So. Central Rain  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Driver 8

B  
These Days  
Fall On Me  
Just A Touch  
Finest Worksong  
Exhuming McCarthy  
The One I Love  
Pop Song 89  
Orange Crush

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
New Test Leper  
So Fast, So Numb  
Lotus  
At My Most Beautiful  
The Great beyond  
Beachball  
Leaving New York

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/8 "2008-03-14T16:46:40Z")

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Radio Free Europe  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening  
Pilgrimage  
Harborcoat  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Can’t Get There From Here  
Driver 8

B  
These Days  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Disturbance At The Heron House  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion  
Country Feedback  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Electrolite  
So Fast, So Numb  
Daysleeper  
Suspicion  
Imitation Of Life  
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Star)  
Bad Day  
Leaving New York

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## A Radio Free Europe

We Walk  
Pilgrimage  
Pretty Persuasion  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Can’t Get There From Here  
Driver 8

B  
These Days  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Disturbance At The Heron House  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Orange Crush

## C Losing My Religion Country Feedback Try Not To Breathe Everybody Hurts Man On The Moon What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?

How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

## D Electrolite Bittersweet Me

## – Imitation Of Life

## Bad Day

Hardest match-up: So. Central Rain VS (Don’t Go Back To) Rockville, followed closely by Everybody Hurts VS Nightswimming and The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite VS Man On The Moon.

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/10 "2008-03-14T19:53:47Z")

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A  
Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Moral Kiosk  
Harborcoat  
So. Central Rain  
Can’t Get There From Here  
Driver 8

B  
These Days  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Exhuming McCarthy  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Orange Crush

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
Man On The Moon  
Crush With Eyeliner  
Tongue  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Lotus  
Suspicion  
The Great beyond  
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Star)  
Bad Day  
Wanderlust

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/11 "2008-03-14T22:50:41Z")

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A  
Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Moral Kiosk  
Pretty Persuasion  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Life And How To Live It

B  
These Days  
I Believe  
Just A Touch  
Finest Worksong  
Exhuming McCarthy  
King Of Birds  
Stand  
Orange Crush

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
Man On The Moon  
Crush With Eyeliner  
Strange Currencies  
The Wake-Up Bomb

D  
New Test Leper  
Bittersweet Me  
Lotus  
At My Most Beautiful  
The Great beyond  
All The Way To Reno (You’re Gonna Be A Star)  
Animal  
Leaving New York

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/12 "2008-03-14T22:53:15Z")

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P.S. You forgot Voice of Harold vs. King of the Road 😛

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/13 "2008-03-14T23:28:13Z")

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[QUOTE=drewbert]  
P.S. You forgot Voice of Harold vs. King of the Road 😛  
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I’d thought about doing a _Dead Letter Office_ face-off, but I figured there was no way any song from that album was going to make it anyway.

I would’ve picked “Bandwagon” vs. “Windout”, though, FTR.

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**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/14 "2008-03-14T23:34:35Z")

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I dunno. I kind of like the Velvet Underground covers.

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/15 "2008-03-15T00:26:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Lisa-go-Blind]  
Hardest match-up: So. Central Rain VS (Don’t Go Back To) Rockville, followed closely by Everybody Hurts VS Nightswimming and The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite VS Man On The Moon.  
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Interestingly, the easiest choice for me was _Everybody Hurts_ vs. _Nightswimming_, with the latter winning in a landslide 🙂

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/16 "2008-03-15T01:09:16Z")

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A  
Radio Free Europe  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Moral Kiosk  
Pretty Persuasion  
So. Central Rain  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Driver 8

B  
Begin The Begin  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Exhuming McCarthy  
The One I Love  
Pop Song 89  
Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Nightswimming  
Man On The Moon  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
The Wake-Up Bomb

D  
Electrolite  
So Fast, So Numb  
At My Most Beautiful  
Imitation Of Life  
Bad Day

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/17 "2008-03-15T03:42:03Z")

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A  
Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Pilgrimage  
Pretty Persuasion  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Can’t Get There From Here  
Life And How To Live It

B  
These Days  
I Believe  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
Disturbance At The Heron House  
The One I Love  
Stand  
Orange Crush

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Everybody Hurts  
Man On The Moon  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth? r  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Electrolite  
Bittersweet Me  
Daysleeper  
Suspicion  
Imitation Of Life  
Beachball  
Bad Day  
Leaving New York

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**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-r-e-m-madness-opening-round-closed/441308/18 "2008-03-15T04:27:28Z")

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A  
Radio Free Europe  
Wolves, Lower  
We Walk  
Pilgrimage  
Pretty Persuasion  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Life And How To Live It

B  
Begin The Begin  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
Finest Worksong  
Disturbance At The Heron House  
King Of Birds  
Stand  
Get Up

C  
Half A World Away  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Nightswimming  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

I didn’t vote in Bracket D at all because I’m not familiar enough with it. Bracket A was a killer, you have _no idea_ how long it took me to decide on some of the match-ups (but also fun because I listened to some of the songs to figure out which ones to vote for). If you combine Brackets A and B, it’s possible I spent more time deliberating those choices then I have spent on the presidential election so far.

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A  
Sitting Still  
Wolves, Lower  
Gardening At Night  
Moral Kiosk  
Harborcoat  
(Don’t Go Back To) Rockville  
Feeling Gravitys Pull  
Driver 8

B  
Begin The Begin  
Fall On Me  
Superman  
Finest Worksong  
Exhuming McCarthy  
King Of Birds  
Pop Song 89  
Get Up

C  
Half A World Away  
Me In Honey  
Try Not To Breathe  
Nightswimming  
Man On The Moon  
What’s The Frequency, Kenneth?  
Strange Currencies  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Daysleeper  
At My Most Beautiful  
Sorry for the omissions, I hope some of the other ballots balance it out.

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A  
Radio Free Europe  
No vote  
No vote  
no vote  
no vote  
no vote  
no vote  
Driver 8

B  
Begin The Begin  
no vote  
Superman  
It’s The End Of The World As We know It (And I Feel Fine)  
no vote  
The One I Love s  
Pop Song 89  
Orange Crush

C  
Losing My Religion  
Country Feedback  
Drive  
Everybody Hurts  
Man On The Moon  
Crush With Eyeliner  
Tongue  
How The West Was Won And Where It Got Us

D  
Electrolite  
No vote  
No vote  
No vote  
The Great beyond  
Beachball  
Animal  
Wanderlust

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