# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/1 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")
\*\* Does anyone else have “hot” feet or understand what I mean? Was I supposed to tip the tow truck driver?\*\* Those Lincoln Park Pirates are really getting out of hand! \*bonus points for identifying the James Bond novel in which the saxophone is described as “an ill wind which nobody blows any good”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/2 "2016-03-01T14:39:06Z")
\*\* Clarence Thomas asks a question! Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service? \*\* I foresee that Clarence Thomas thread showing up frequently in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/3 "2016-03-01T17:08:06Z")
\*\*I caught a groundhog! Now what? (Need answer fast) Any birthdays today? (February 29th)\*\* Should I poke holes in the wrapping paper? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/4 "2016-03-01T18:08:38Z")
**Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service? Innocent things you did as a child without repercussions, that would get you suspended today** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/5 "2016-03-01T19:00:54Z")
**Was I an asshole (to a guy in a wheelchair) Trip to the Everglades** Yes. Yes you were. But you made the gator happy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/6 "2016-03-01T21:20:22Z")
\*\* Should humans with low IQ be… Transgender Service Animals \*\* No. It’s demeaning and degrading. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/7 "2016-03-01T21:23:03Z")
\*\* The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* \*\*Clarence Thomas asks a question! Ever develop an emotional attachment to an inanimate object? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/8 "2016-03-01T21:24:06Z")
\*\* The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? \*\* \*\*Clarence Thomas asks a question! Ever develop an emotional attachment to an inanimate object? \*\* Like a Coke can? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/9 "2016-03-01T21:56:50Z")
\*\* Why do cellphones RETAIN so much information? Is “Top Secret” the highest level clearance you can get?\*\* Hillary: just let it go, fer chrissake. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/10 "2016-03-02T01:50:28Z")
\*\*Economic question regarding Charles Dickens Economist says awesome things about Sanders’s economic plan\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/11 "2016-03-02T11:53:40Z")
**You’re enjoying food wrong.** **Radishes-- do you eat them? Do you like them?** I shudder to think how else one, um, “enjoys” radishes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/12 "2016-03-02T13:01:23Z")
\*\* Clarence Thomas asks a question! This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?\*\* There are two ways to interpret this pair of sequential threads. Both are funny. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/13 "2016-03-02T13:46:20Z")
\*\*Things to see and do in Santa Fe, NM Gettin’ rid of old books \*\* Figured New Mexico was boring, but jeez, I had no idea… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/14 "2016-03-02T13:49:05Z")
**People with urine on their hands, touching their electronic devices Please tell me about Belize** Well, I’d avoid the Internet cafés. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/15 "2016-03-02T15:05:10Z")
**What are the benefits of being a civilian Army employee?** **New and Unimproved Workplace Rants** Well, that doesn’t sound like a good deal. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/16 "2016-03-02T15:25:53Z")
**12 years sober - well, almost 10 years sober** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/17 "2016-03-02T15:31:57Z")
**So, is there anything we’re allowed to put ketchup on? Jeyuk (Korean dish)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/18 "2016-03-02T20:58:47Z")
\*\* Please tell me about Belize Can’t sleep… must know… \*\* Inquiring Doper Minds want to know about the former British Honduras! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/19 "2016-03-02T21:06:26Z")
**So, is there anything we’re allowed to put ketchup on? Supergirl** Sounds kinky! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/20 "2016-03-02T21:16:17Z")
Just now: \*\* Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service?\*\* \*\* I want to stop drinking - tell me about detox\*\* Better find the second answer first. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=2)